[Ag-eq] {Spam?} Guideon, the funguy

[Nella Foster]

Jewel:

I'll get right on that. Lol

Guideon can use his paw print at all the book signings.

Still no calf; I think the guy must have been off on when she got bred.  She
looks very pregnant and it looks like she will have lots of milk.  I think
she looks healthier than ever before.  Her winter coat is all shed out and
she is soft and shiny.

I'll be sure to let everyone know as soon as it happens.

Nella

-----Original Message-----
From: Ag-eq [mailto:ag-eq-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Jewel via Ag-eq
Sent: Thursday, May 12, 2016 10:14 PM
To: Agricultural and Equestrean Division List
Cc: Jewel
Subject: Re: [Ag-eq] {Spam?} Guideon, the funguy

Nella!  Can you draw up a business plan for him, and if successful, he will
pay you a handsome commission?  how does a regular supply of table grapes,
unstalked of course, and some meaty beef bones?  How could anyone resist an
offer like that What's with Bonnie??

        Jewel

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From: "Nella Foster via Ag-eq" <ag-eq at nfbnet.org>
Sent: Friday, May 13, 2016 2:52 PM
To: "'Agricultural and Equestrean Division List'" <ag-eq at nfbnet.org>
Cc: "Nella Foster" <jellybeanfarm at gmail.com>
Subject: Re: [Ag-eq] {Spam?} Guideon, the funguy

Jewl:

Maybe Guideon will start his own exercise program.  He will have work out
dvd, books and energy shakes.

Nella

-----Original Message-----
From: Ag-eq [mailto:ag-eq-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Jewel via Ag-eq
Sent: Thursday, May 12, 2016 1:27 AM
To: Agricultural and Equestrean Division List
Cc: Jewel
Subject: [Ag-eq] {Spam?} Guideon, the funguy

I haven't written about Guideon for ages but now, I can redress that!
I don't know if I have told you that  Guideon just loved my PowerFit, and,
on occasions, probably by accident, has switched it on.
His love for the machine is still as strong as it ever was.  When I am
having a session on it, at first, he just used to stand beside it waiting
for me to step off and allow him to step on.
However, he decided today that there was room enough for two so he stepped
on beside me.  This bothered me, just a tad, because it is guaranteed only
up to a weight of 200kg and  I don't know what his and my combined weight is
, but I just had to hope that it was not 200kg.
Fortunately, the machine was up to bouncing both of us up and down.
?While I was doing things with the computer, much as I am doing now, Guideon
was out in the living-room entertaining Pearl, my homehelp, who told me
later that there had been a commercial for the PowerFit on tv, and Guideon
was, actually, watching it.  I wonder what he made of it.
Next thing:  we are told of the fatal effects of grapes on a dog and maybe
Guideon has taken note of the warning, because I had a bag of table grapes
in a bucket down beside my chair in the living-room and while I was out
fighting the unending battle against the unquenchable lust that weeds have
to grow on the BlanchRanch, Guideon, partially, removed the bag from the
bucket, but having heard of their deadly effect, he removed the grapes from
their stems, put them back in the bag and then did something with the
stalks.  I didn't find any so maybe he crunched them up as they were just
stems, ergo, not "thou shalt not eat!" dietary items.

         Jewel


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