[Ag-eq] {Spam?} The BlanchRanch Bulletin for October 2016

[Jody ianuzzi]

Hi Jewel,

This is Spence is killing me, did you get your iPhone fixed ?

I think Guideon is really a human being and a dog suit. I swear you should get a video of him on your exercise machine and posted on YouTube!



Jody

New phone number
603 757-9933

thunderwalker321 at gmail.com 

50 Years of Star Trek!
Live Long and Prosper!

> On Nov 7, 2016, at 4:23 AM, Jewel via Ag-eq <ag-eq at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> 
> 
> I was, happily, sitting here, a few nights ago, playing my game, when Apple broke in and announced 
> that
> there would be an update installed on my phone at some ungodly hour the following morning but if I 
> had my
> phone connected to the power, Apple would do it, all on its own, so my rest need not be interrupted.
> I thought that Apple was planning to install an updated version of iAssociate, which was the game I
> was playing, so I did as I was bid and when I turned the phone on in the  morning, I was instructed 
> to
> "place finger", "place finger where or on what?" was my query to which there was no reply,  so I 
> placed my
> finger on the home button and the phone responded with a buzz.  "Lift finger" was the next
> instruction, and this went on for hours:  with my placing my finger and then lifting it.  I
> exaggerate!   I am sure that it was a minute or two short of an hour or so, then I got the message:
> "Change grip;  photo shows person holding the phone in the right hand with thumb on home button.
> For crying out loud, if it wanted me to place my thumb on the home button, why did it say "Place *
> finger"?
> Anyway, after placing my * thumb on the home button, I discovered that what I had been, unknowingly,
> setting up was touch id, which is the very last thing I want, and then it came to entering a
> passcode, which seems to be different to a password.
> However, after applying the mighty Blanch brain to the question, I worked out that it was a 4/6 
> digit number that was being
> 
> asked for, so, to this end, I typed in a string of digits, but, when I went to enter it so as to be 
> able to get out of the
> 
> setup screen and to settings to disable the nonsense, it seems that the string of digits I had 
> entered differed, markedly,
> 
> to the string of digits I had cemented in the mighty aforementioned.
> I tried every method known to mankind to get around this anti-theft lock, but I couldn't which, of 
> course, is just what it
> 
> should be because if one could get around it, what would be its use?  It would be akin to having an 
> impregnable safe and
> 
> then leaving the key in the lock.
> My tame computer expert put on his Apple iPhone hat and as he uses a Samsung Galaxy, is not that of 
> an * expert, who said
> 
> that he would have a look at it and see what he could do.
> I left the phone out in the mailbox for Cody to collect, but when Pearl, my homehelp, came in a 
> little while later, she
> 
> said that, in front of the hone, there was a small blue egg with white spots.
> I am prepared to take an oath that there was no egg in the mailbox when I placed the phone there? 
> What bird lays a small
> 
> blue egg with white spots on it and, to boot,  in a bare metal mailbox?
> There is a male blackbird around here who I swear, has befriended me because he is wherever I am, 
> and seems to fly from
> 
> perch to perch, following me as I move around the section.
> Did he pick up an egg out of his mate's nest and put it in the mailbox as a  gift?  after I had left 
> the phone out there!
> 
> or is what I have always believed was a usb slot in the bottom of the phone, in reality,  an 
> ovipossitor  for the long-
> 
> believed-to-be-extinct fiercesome Phonosaurus Maximus?
> Several hours later:  Sad  to report the long-believed-to-be-extinct Phonosaurus Maximus is, no 
> longer, the long-believed-
> 
> extinct Phonosaurus Maximus but is now the quite-definitely-extinct Phonosaurus Maximus and the 
> final blow to its existence
> 
> was brought about in this fashion.
> The mail person arrived at my mailbox bearing a parcel from the United States of America which, by 
> employing much artefice
> 
> and subterfuge, I had, eventually, got out of the aforesaid to my address in God's Own, and once 
> having arrived at my
> 
> mailbox, the mail person had then dumped the parcel right on top of the precious egg!  See how easy 
> it is to annihilate a
> 
> species!!
> Now, leaving the world of locked iPhones etc, let me tell you about some of Guideon's goings-on.
> I was standing at the table getting his dinner ready, when the table began to shake!  *** EARTHQUAKE 
> *** was my first
> 
> thought, but then it struck me that the rest of the wooden house wasn't creaking as one would expect 
> it to do in an
> 
> earthquake and the shaking seemed to be going on for a, prodigiously, long time and was very 
> regular, and then another
> 
> thought struck me, and I reached to where my PowerFit machine is which is on the floor at the end of 
> the table, and there
> 
> was Guideon, having turned it on, happily bouncing up and down on it.  He loves the machine and does 
> seem to know just
> 
> where to put his paw to start it going.
> I was listening to The Chaser, Australia" this morning and one of the questions was:  "In one of 
> Juliette's speeches in
> 
> Romeo and Juliette, she says "Romeo, Oh Romeo!  wherefore are thou!"  what does wherefore mean?" 
> Aloud I said "where are
> 
> you?"  and Guideon pushed his nose into my hand, obviously saying to me, "Here I am!".
> 
> Well, I think that that is all for this BRB.
> 
>             Jewel
> 
> 
> 
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