[AG-EQ] There's a moose loose in the hoose!!!

[Jody ianuzzi]

Hello Jewel,

It sounds like you need a cat!  

JODY

To Boldly Go  🖖🏻 


thunderwalker321 at gmail.com 

"What's within you is stronger than what's in your way."  NO BARRIERS  Erik Weihenmayer

> On Jun 30, 2020, at 1:50 AM, Jewel via AG-EQ <ag-eq at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> 
> Or should that be "there's a mouse louse in the house!
> It appears that I am, unwillingly,  providing food and the most comfortable of lodgings for a vast 
> population of the little sods!!!
> However, my * uninvited guests seem to be a cut above the normal run of mice/rats as they are * 100% 
> house-trained.
> Usually, one of the telltale give aways signs that one has verminous guests is that they are messy 
> little beasts and leave their excresions behind them in vast quantities, but not this crowd.
> Pearl, my homehelp, who is very conscientious and thorough, says that there isn't a trace of them, 
> but I have evidence that they are here, and not just one or two either!
> How do I know this?  I left a roll of Guideon's meat out on the table overnight, and in the morning, 
> there was a small scoop taken out of the open end;  and NO!!!  it wasn't Guideon who had made the 
> little scoop.  He, 100% had had no, overnight,  access to it.
> I left the dogroll on the table the following night, and it seems that the original scout had taken 
> the glad tidings back to headquarters and had made an encouraging report, because, the whole army 
> came and the scoop had been made into a crater of Vesuvian proportions.
> The next night, that is, last, there was no dogroll but some poisoned bait and that, too had gone 
> this morning!
> Just where they have their nest, I haven't the remotest idea!!!
> I have wondered if they may be in the wall behind the coal range.  I can't hear any rustles or 
> squeaks, but, occasionally, Guideon, who has his chain tether just beside the range will give a 
> couple of woofs, for, what seems to be to be, no reason!!!
> 
>      Jewel 
> 
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