[blindkid] Fwd: Ringing in the holidays with a special promotion
dandrews at visi.com
Thu Nov 28 01:56:56 UTC 2013
>From: "Serotek Announcements" <noreply at serotek.com>
>Subject: Ringing in the holidays with a special promotion
>To: dandrews at visi.com
>Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 10:37:30 -0500 (EST)
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>Nothing kicks off the holiday season like
>Thanksgiving. Think about it: food, football,
>door buster deals, parades and plenty of
>justification for the Christmas decorations you
>never took down! Well, this year, Serotek is
>going to add one more bonus to make the gateway
>holiday even more memorable than usual.
>Perhaps we should have come up with a name for
>it. But then, what do you call fourteen days of
>free, unfiltered, use all you can, where ever
>you want, whenever you want access to all of our Serotek consumer products?
>Thatâs right. Starting Wednesday, November 27
>youâll be able to e-mail, chat, scan,
>entertain and socialize to your heartâs
>content. Existing customers do not need to
>contact us for trial access to products they do
>not own or subscribe to. The whole idea is that
>anyone can tap into our growing menu of services
>for the undisputed king of prices, free!
>Self-restraint? What self-restraint. Some of us
>have already bought gadgets we probably didnât
>Plus will be right there to turn that printed manual into spoken word.
>And speaking of words, spread this one:
>is a fully-featured platform that lets you
>reconnect with friends and family you may not
>see in person this holiday season. Facebook,
>Twitter, Skype, Google Chat, Windows Live and
>several other popular options are fair game for
>this intuitive communications tool.
>If conventional social networking is not your
>cup of tea, thatâs okay. The Game Room and
>Sports of All Sorts voice chat rooms on
><http://www.serotek.com/samnet>SAMNet are a
>great place to exchange smack about your
>favorite football teams. Chat together over a
>hot cup of coffee in the cafÃ©, or join your friends for a drink in the pub,
>What else can you do with our wide range of tools?
> * Use System Access and your favorite word
> processor to create your detailed Christmas list.
> * Remotely access your home computer to
> review that Christmas list while youâre out and about.
> * Listen to hundreds of hours of described movies
> * Send text or voice messages using the
> worldâs most intuitive e-mail platform
> * Swap Black Friday deals on our interactive forums
> * Figure out what to do with all those
> holiday leftovers by browsing SAMNetâs huge collection of great recipes.
> * Crank up the tunes from hundreds of streaming radio stations.
> * Access your previously scanned documents
> and many of your favorite SAMNet features from your iDevice.
>We think youâll be kept quite busy exploring
>all the world Serotek has to offer. Donât
>believe us? Well, donât take our word for it.
>Check it out for yourself. We dare you to find a
>more comprehensive set of services neatly
>packaged into one convenient bundle of
>awesomeness. Our products were built from the
>ground up to be used easily right out of the
>box, but customer service representatives will
>be standing by to guide you through any difficulties you may encounter.
>Ready to get started?
>latest Serotek software if you donât already
>have it installed. If you do own Serotek
>products, just choose the shortcuts already on
>your desktop to launch the products you want to
>use, or access them by activating the System
>Access menu with modifier+f and choosing the appropriate option.
>Got questions? Send us an email at
><ma.htm>ifo at serote.cor call us toll-free at (866) 202-0520.
>Happy holidays from the Serotek team!
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