[blindlaw] For fun...

[Ross Doerr]

Holiday cooking/eating tips:

1. If you eat standing up, it won't go to your hips.

 

2. If it has been liquified, all of the calories are out of it.

 

3. Do NOT use a clothes dryer to thaw out a frozen turkey. 

(that was from my wife - but hey, the turkey gets thawed out, the meat is pre-tenderized and if you take it out of the dryer right when the cycle is done, there are no unsightly wrinkles in it, and it is ready to just pop into the oven. If you close the door to the laundry room during the "thawing process" , the noise isn't all that bad - besides, nobody will see the dents on the inside of the dryer. 

(Rachel Ray, eat your heart out)

 

Ross A. Doerr Esquire
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Maine and New Hampshire
F. Ct. Admission: ME. N.H.