[BlindTlk] Have a laugh!

[Kevin]

Wow that's a headshaker

Kevin

http://kclive.buzzsprout.com


On 9/11/2020 5:16 PM, judy via BlindTlk wrote:
> Hi again.
>
> I actually pulled one of those myself when I was younger, but old enough
> that I should have known better.
>
> I was a young school teacher, I think in my third year of teaching German
> and Spanish, and this is about when the Master Charge cards came out.
>
> It sounded like a great idea, so I got one, but rarely used it.
>
> I decided one day I would use it to pay a bill, and did so, very minor
> charge, but I wanted to see how it would work.
>
> When I got the Master Charge statement in the mail, I had what I thought was
> a brilliant idea.  Why not pay the Master Charge bill with the Master Charge
> itself!
>
> I'm glad I told my mom about it before I actually did that, and she was
> laughing so hard she could hardly speak.
>
> My walk-among-us moment.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: BlindTlk <blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org> On Behalf Of Pamela Dominguez
> via BlindTlk
> Sent: Friday, September 11, 2020 1:53 PM
> To: Blind Talk Mailing List <blindtlk at nfbnet.org>
> Cc: Pamela Dominguez <pammygirl99 at gmail.com>
> Subject: Re: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh!
>
> Yeah, I know what you mean.  And you never know when you will encounter one
> of them.  Pam.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Mark Tardif via BlindTlk
> Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2020 5:48 PM
> To: Blind Talk Mailing List
> Cc: Mark Tardif
> Subject: Re: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh!
>
> I don't know whether that's funny or just pathetic.  But yes, they certainly
> walk among us.
>
>
>
> Mark Tardif
> Nuclear arms will not hold you.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: PLipovsky via BlindTlk
> Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2020 2:45 PM
> To: nfbf-l at nfbnet.org
> Cc: PLipovsky
> Subject: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh!
>
>
>
>
>
> I was at the checkout of a local Walmart.
> The cashier rang up $46.64 charges.
> I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
> I gave the money back to her and told her that she
> had made a mistake in MY favor.
> She became indignant and informed me she was educated and
> knew what she was doing, and she returned the money again.
> I gave her the money back -- same scenario!
> I departed the store with the $46.64.
>
> They Walk Among Us! .....
>
> I walked into a Starbucks with a
> buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.
> I handed it to the girl and she looked over at
> a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.'
> "They're already buy-one- get-one-free," she said,
> "so I guess they're both free."
> She handed me my free lattes, and I walked out the door.
>
> They Walk Among Us! .....
>
> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends,
> when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
> Someone looked up at the sky and asked, "Where?"
>
> They Walk Among Us! .....
>
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
> which direction was north; because, he explained,
> he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
> She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East,
> and has for sometime; she shook her head and said,
> "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."
>
> They Walk Among Us!! .....
>
> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
> One day I got a call from an individual who asked
> what hours the call center was open.
> I told him, "The number you dialed is open
> 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
> He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
> Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
>
> They Walk Among Us! .....
>
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
> designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
> She keeps it in the trunk.
>
> They Walk Among Us! .....
>
> My friends and I went out to buy beer and noticed
> that the cases were discounted 10%.
> Since it was a big party, we bought two cases.
> The cashier multiplied two times 10%
> and gave us a 20% discount.
>
> They Walk Among Us! .....
>
> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area,
> so I went to the lost luggage office and
> told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
> She smiled and told me not to worry because
> she was a trained professional, and I was in good hands.
> "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
> So I replied, "No Ma'am, The Pilot told us we're circling the airport, 3rd
> in line to land" .....
>
> They Walk Among Us! .....
>
> While working at a pizza place, I observed
> a man ordering a small pizza to go.
> He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him
> if he would like it cut into four pieces or six..
> He thought about it for some time before responding.
> "Just cut it into four pieces.
> I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat six pieces."
>
> Yep, they walk among us.... bless their heart
>
>
>
>
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