[BlindTlk] Have a laugh!

Sat Sep 12 20:53:04 UTC 2020

For Me:
  I  once went Out wearing 1Black shoe  & 1White 
shoe: they Looked  identical & because I'm 
totallyBlind,  I  failed  to Match them correctly 
that  Time, & when  I was notified  of  it, 
I  said,  I meant to  do that HaHaHa EvenThough, I  didn't.

Guess I was having a  PunkyBrewster moment ,
At 12:17 PM 9/12/2020, you wrote:
>Anyone ever go to work wearing a black boot and 
>a brown one?  I did once, took a cab home to 
>change and came back. My daughter used to keep a 
>pair of good shoes at work, and drive to work in 
>her house shoes and change at work. Judy 
>-----Original Message----- From: BlindTlk 
><blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org> On Behalf Of CHELA 
>Robles via BlindTlk Sent: Saturday, September 
>12, 2020 11:57 AM To: Blind Talk Mailing List 
><blindtlk at nfbnet.org> Cc: CHELA Robles 
><cdrobles693 at gmail.com> Subject: Re: [BlindTlk] 
>Have a laugh! There were a couple of times I was 
>in a hurry to go to work and I forgot my purse 
>which had all my chargers I needed, and I had to 
>either borrow a charge cord from someone for 
>about 30 minutes or survive on low-power mode 
>for 12 hours and you would think I learned my 
>lesson the first time, but nope. Also, left work 
>one time without my jacket on a cold day. Sent 
>from my iPhone > On Sep 12, 2020, at 11:37 AM, 
>Judy Jones via BlindTlk <blindtlk at nfbnet.org> 
>wrote: > > ï»¿Yeah, I also happened to remember 
>that, before I got the statement > and bill from 
>Master Charge, they had sent me checks I could 
>write > instead of using the card, so I thought 
>just write a check to pay the > card charges, 
>that's what it was. > > So glad I didn't go 
>through with it hahaha! > > Judy > > > 
>-----Original Message----- > From: BlindTlk 
><blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org> On Behalf Of 
>PLipovsky > via BlindTlk > Sent: Friday, 
>September 11, 2020 2:21 PM > To: 'Blind Talk 
>Mailing List' <blindtlk at nfbnet.org> > Cc: 
>PLipovsky <plipovsky at cfl.rr.com> > Subject: Re: 
>[BlindTlk] Have a laugh! > > That is too funny 
>Judy. > Thanks for sharing that. > > > > 
>-----Original Message----- > From: BlindTlk 
><blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org> On Behalf Of judy 
>via > BlindTlk > Sent: Friday, September 11, 
>2020 5:16 PM > To: 'Blind Talk Mailing List' 
><blindtlk at nfbnet.org> > Cc: judy 
><sonshines59 at gmail.com> > Subject: Re: 
>[BlindTlk] Have a laugh! > > Hi again. > > I 
>actually pulled one of those myself when I was 
>younger, but old > enough that I should have 
>known better. > > I was a young school teacher, 
>I think in my third year of teaching > German 
>and Spanish, and this is about when the Master 
>Charge cards came out. > > It sounded like a 
>great idea, so I got one, but rarely used 
>it.  > > I decided one day I would use it to pay 
>a bill, and did so, very minor > charge, but I 
>wanted to see how it would work. > > When I got 
>the Master Charge statement in the mail, I had 
>what I > thought was a brilliant idea.  Why not 
>pay the Master Charge bill with > the Master 
>Charge itself! > > I'm glad I told my mom about 
>it before I actually did that, and she > was 
>laughing so hard she could hardly speak. > > My 
>walk-among-us moment. > > -----Original 
>Message----- > From: BlindTlk 
><blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org> On Behalf Of 
>Pamela > Dominguez via BlindTlk > Sent: Friday, 
>September 11, 2020 1:53 PM > To: Blind Talk 
>Mailing List <blindtlk at nfbnet.org> > Cc: Pamela 
>Dominguez <pammygirl99 at gmail.com> > Subject: Re: 
>[BlindTlk] Have a laugh! > > Yeah, I know what 
>you mean.  And you never know when you will > 
>encounter one of them.  Pam. > > -----Original 
>Message----- > From: Mark Tardif via BlindTlk > 
>Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2020 5:48 PM > To: 
>Blind Talk Mailing List > Cc: Mark Tardif > 
>Subject: Re: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh! > > I 
>don't know whether that's funny or just 
>pathetic.  But yes, they > certainly walk among 
>us. > > > > Mark Tardif > Nuclear arms will not 
>hold you. > -----Original Message----- > From: 
>PLipovsky via BlindTlk > Sent: Thursday, 
>September 10, 2020 2:45 PM > To: 
>nfbf-l at nfbnet.org > Cc: PLipovsky > Subject: 
>[BlindTlk] Have a laugh! > > > > > > I was at 
>the checkout of a local Walmart. > The cashier 
>rang up $46.64 charges. > I gave her a fifty 
>dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. > I gave 
>the money back to her and told her that she had 
>made a mistake > in MY favor. > She became 
>indignant and informed me she was educated and 
>knew what > she was doing, and she returned the 
>money again. > I gave her the money back -- same 
>scenario! > I departed the store with the 
>$46.64. > > They Walk Among Us! ..... > > I 
>walked into a Starbucks with a > 
>buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande 
>Latte. > I handed it to the girl and she looked 
>over at a little chalkboard > that said 'buy 
>one-get one free.' > "They're already buy-one- 
>get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're > 
>both free." > She handed me my free lattes, and 
>I walked out the door. > > They Walk Among Us! 
>..... > > One day I was walking down the beach 
>with some friends, when one of > them shouted, 
>"Look at that dead bird!" > Someone looked up at 
>the sky and asked, "Where?" > > They Walk Among 
>Us! ..... > > While looking at a house, my 
>brother asked the real estate agent which > 
>direction was north; because, he explained, he 
>didn't want the sun > waking him up every 
>morning. > She asked, "Does the sun rise in the 
>north?" > When my brother explained that the sun 
>rises in the East, and has for > sometime; she 
>shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up 
>with all > that stuff." > > They Walk Among Us!! 
>..... > > I used to work in technical support 
>for a 24/7 call center. > One day I got a call 
>from an individual who asked what hours the 
>call > center was open. > I told him, "The 
>number you dialed is open > 24 hours a day, 7 
>days a week." > He responded, "Is that Eastern 
>or Pacific time?" > Wanting to end the call 
>quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." > > They Walk 
>Among Us! ..... > > My sister has a lifesaving 
>tool in her car designed to cut through a > seat 
>belt if she gets trapped. > She keeps it in the 
>trunk. > > They Walk Among Us! ..... > > My 
>friends and I went out to buy beer and noticed 
>that the cases were > discounted 10%. > Since it 
>was a big party, we bought two cases. > The 
>cashier multiplied two times 10% > and gave us a 
>20% discount. > > They Walk Among Us! ..... > > 
>I couldn't find my luggage at the airport 
>baggage area, so I went to > the lost luggage 
>office and told the woman there that my bags 
>never showed up. > She smiled and told me not to 
>worry because she was a trained > professional, 
>and I was in good hands. > "Now," she asked me, 
>"has your plane arrived yet?" > So I replied, 
>"No Ma'am, The Pilot told us we're circling the 
>airport, > 3rd in line to land" ..... > > They 
>Walk Among Us! ..... > > While working at a 
>pizza place, I observed a man ordering a small > 
>pizza to go. > He appeared to be alone, and the 
>cook asked him if he would like it > cut into 
>four pieces or six.. > He thought about it for 
>some time before responding. > "Just cut it into 
>four pieces. > I don't think I'm hungry enough 
>to eat six pieces." > > Yep, they walk among 
>us.... bless their heart > > > > > 
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