[BlindTlk] {Spam?} Re: Have a laugh!

[Ericka]

OMG! I’ve done that with socks and I do have some usable vision. Period. You would think I could match patterns… Apparently not! They were two pairs of bluish socks with kitty cats on them. Apparently and thank goodness nobody at church realized it!

Ericka Nelson

> On Sep 12, 2020, at 3:54 PM, Robin via BlindTlk <blindtlk at nfbnet.org> wrote:
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> For Me:
> I  once went Out wearing 1Black shoe  & 1White shoe: they Looked  identical & because I'm totallyBlind,  I  failed  to Match them correctly that  Time, & when  I was notified  of  it, I  said,  I meant to  do that HaHaHa EvenThough, I  didn't.
> 
> Guess I was having a  PunkyBrewster moment ,
> At 12:17 PM 9/12/2020, you wrote:
>> Anyone ever go to work wearing a black boot and a brown one?  I did once, took a cab home to change and came back. My daughter used to keep a pair of good shoes at work, and drive to work in her house shoes and change at work. Judy -----Original Message----- From: BlindTlk <blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org> On Behalf Of CHELA Robles via BlindTlk Sent: Saturday, September 12, 2020 11:57 AM To: Blind Talk Mailing List <blindtlk at nfbnet.org> Cc: CHELA Robles <cdrobles693 at gmail.com> Subject: Re: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh! There were a couple of times I was in a hurry to go to work and I forgot my purse which had all my chargers I needed, and I had to either borrow a charge cord from someone for about 30 minutes or survive on low-power mode for 12 hours and you would think I learned my lesson the first time, but nope. Also, left work one time without my jacket on a cold day. Sent from my iPhone > On Sep 12, 2020, at 11:37 AM, Judy Jones via BlindTlk <blindtlk at nfbnet.org> wrote: > > Yeah, I also happened to remember that, before I got the statement > and bill from Master Charge, they had sent me checks I could write > instead of using the card, so I thought just write a check to pay the > card charges, that's what it was. > > So glad I didn't go through with it hahaha! > > Judy > > > -----Original Message----- > From: BlindTlk <blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org> On Behalf Of PLipovsky > via BlindTlk > Sent: Friday, September 11, 2020 2:21 PM > To: 'Blind Talk Mailing List' <blindtlk at nfbnet.org> > Cc: PLipovsky <plipovsky at cfl.rr.com> > Subject: Re: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh! > > That is too funny Judy. > Thanks for sharing that. > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: BlindTlk <blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org> On Behalf Of judy via > BlindTlk > Sent: Friday, September 11, 2020 5:16 PM > To: 'Blind Talk Mailing List' <blindtlk at nfbnet.org> > Cc: judy <sonshines59 at gmail.com> > Subject: Re: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh! > > Hi again. > > I actually pulled one of those myself when I was younger, but old > enough that I should have known better. > > I was a young school teacher, I think in my third year of teaching > German and Spanish, and this is about when the Master Charge cards came out. > > It sounded like a great idea, so I got one, but rarely used it.  > > I decided one day I would use it to pay a bill, and did so, very minor > charge, but I wanted to see how it would work. > > When I got the Master Charge statement in the mail, I had what I > thought was a brilliant idea.  Why not pay the Master Charge bill with > the Master Charge itself! > > I'm glad I told my mom about it before I actually did that, and she > was laughing so hard she could hardly speak. > > My walk-among-us moment. > > -----Original Message----- > From: BlindTlk <blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org> On Behalf Of Pamela > Dominguez via BlindTlk > Sent: Friday, September 11, 2020 1:53 PM > To: Blind Talk Mailing List <blindtlk at nfbnet.org> > Cc: Pamela Dominguez <pammygirl99 at gmail.com> > Subject: Re: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh! > > Yeah, I know what you mean.  And you never know when you will > encounter one of them.  Pam. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Mark Tardif via BlindTlk > Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2020 5:48 PM > To: Blind Talk Mailing List > Cc: Mark Tardif > Subject: Re: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh! > > I don't know whether that's funny or just pathetic.  But yes, they > certainly walk among us. > > > > Mark Tardif > Nuclear arms will not hold you. > -----Original Message----- > From: PLipovsky via BlindTlk > Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2020 2:45 PM > To: nfbf-l at nfbnet.org > Cc: PLipovsky > Subject: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh! > > > > > > I was at the checkout of a local Walmart. > The cashier rang up $46.64 charges. > I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. > I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake > in MY favor. > She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what > she was doing, and she returned the money again. > I gave her the money back -- same scenario! > I departed the store with the $46.64. > > They Walk Among Us! ..... > > I walked into a Starbucks with a > buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. > I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard > that said 'buy one-get one free.' > "They're already buy-one- get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're > both free." > She handed me my free lattes, and I walked out the door. > > They Walk Among Us! ..... > > One day I was walking down the beach with some friends, when one of > them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" > Someone looked up at the sky and asked, "Where?" > > They Walk Among Us! ..... > > While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which > direction was north; because, he explained, he didn't want the sun > waking him up every morning. > She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" > When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for > sometime; she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all > that stuff." > > They Walk Among Us!! ..... > > I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. > One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call > center was open. > I told him, "The number you dialed is open > 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." > He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" > Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." > > They Walk Among Us! ..... > > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a > seat belt if she gets trapped. > She keeps it in the trunk. > > They Walk Among Us! ..... > > My friends and I went out to buy beer and noticed that the cases were > discounted 10%. > Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. > The cashier multiplied two times 10% > and gave us a 20% discount. > > They Walk Among Us! ..... > > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to > the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. > She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained > professional, and I was in good hands. > "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" > So I replied, "No Ma'am, The Pilot told us we're circling the airport, > 3rd in line to land" ..... > > They Walk Among Us! 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