[Blindvet-talk] Happy Thanksgiving

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Happy Thanksgiving

T'WAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT  I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP

I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING  SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I  FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING  WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO,  I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF  GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED  POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF  SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND.
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE  GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE  SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, I  MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES...
HAPPY EATING TO ALL PASS THE  CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE  PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVEY HAVE NARY A LUMP.

MAY YOUR  YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER  STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING.
Dwight,  Patty, amanda and austin
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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