[blparent] Out of the Mouths of Two-Year-Olds

[Angela Frederick]

You ladies are really making me rethink my motherhood plans with all 
of these poop stories.

Angela


At 03:21 PM 2/19/2010, you wrote:
>I was doing a presentation at my friends sons class last week with my friend
>standing at the back of the class with her youngest Eric (2) when all of a
>sudden he yelled out to his older brother, Nate I pooped! V
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
>Behalf Of Jo Elizabeth Pinto
>Sent: Wednesday, February 17, 2010 9:05 PM
>To: NFBnet Blind Parents Mailing List
>Subject: [blparent] Out of the Mouths of Two-Year-Olds
>
>I took Sarah with me to an Ash Wednesday service held at our church.  I left
>red-faced and embarrassed, but now that I'm in the safety of my own home,
>I'm laughing--a little.
>
>The trouble started when I gave Sarah a handful of crayons and a piece of
>paper, thinking that coloring would keep her quiet.  She started tossing the
>crayons around, and when I dived for one, my hand accidentally landed right
>between the legs of my neighbor on the couch.  Fortunately, she was a
>friend.  The crayon, however, hit the floor, and my guide dog decided it
>would be a good snack.  (I'm still waiting for the rainbow-colored puke.)
>So there I was, reaching down her throat to snatch back what I could, and
>she was coughing, and my hand was dripping with dog slobber so that the
>aforementioned friend had to hand me a box of tissues.
>
>I thought the worst was over.  Then, right in the middle of the Communion
>song--a soft, reflective piece of music, Sarah yelled out, "I'm pooping!
>Poop out!  Potty out!"
>
>For those of you whose children are not yet verbal, enjoy the peace and
>quiet!
>
>Jo Elizabeth
>
>Until lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify
>the hunters.--African Proverb
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