[blparent] First Grade Logic

[Veronica Smith]

First Grader Logic

 

1stgrade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented
each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked
them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  It's hard to believe
these were actually done by first graders.  Their insight may surprise you.
While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds,
because the last one is a classic!

1.

Don't change horses

until they stop running.

2.

Strike while the

bug is close.

3.

It's always darkest before

Daylight Saving Time.

4.

Never underestimate the power of

termites.

5.

You can lead a horse to water but

How?

6.

Don't bite the hand that

looks dirty.

7.

No news is

impossible

8.

A miss is as good as a

Mr.

9.

You can't teach an old dog new

Math

10. 

If you lie down with dogs, you'll

stink in the morning.

11.

Love all, trust

Me.

12.

The pen is mightier than the

pigs..

13.

An idle mind is

the best way to relax.

14.

Where there's smoke there's

pollution.

15.

Happy the bride who

gets all the presents.

16.

A penny saved is

not much.

17.

Two's company, three's

the Musketeers.

18.

Don't put off till tomorrow what

you put on to go to bed.

19.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

You have to blow your nose.

20.

There are none so blind as

Stevie Wonder.

21.

Children should be seen and not

spanked or grounded.

22.

If at first you don't succeed

get new batteries.

23.

You get out of something only what you


See in the picture on the box

24.

When the blind lead the blind 

get out of the way.

25.

A bird in the hand

is going to poop on you. 

 

 

                     And the WINNER and last one!   

26.

Better late than

Pregnant

 

 
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