[blparent] Fw: Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

[Kate McEachern]

Nice like this
Kate 

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On Aug 6, 2011, at 7:21 PM, "Jo Elizabeth Pinto" <jopinto at msn.com> wrote:

> Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party
> by Rocky82  about 3 hours ago
> 
> 10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.
> 9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.
> 8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.
> 7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging on the door.
> 6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
> 5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
> 4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.
> 3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.
> 2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.
> 1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.
> 
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