[blparent] Intro from a new mommy

[Erin Rumer]

Okay, I've got the share this hilarious story with you all.  My husband had
such good aim with his weapon of mass destruction as a baby that when his
teenage uncle was changing his diaper one day he urinated strait up in to
the air and it came down right into his grandmother's soda can.  When
grandma picked up her drink she looked down and thankfully noticed some
yellow liquid around the mouth of the can before taking a sip.  That's a
funny story that the whole family still laughs about to this day.  I'm also
quite sure everyone was very careful where they put their drinks down after
that incidence! LOL

Now where that sucker will be appreciated is on long car rides where we
can't pull over and I can reach into the back seat and hand our son a bottle
and say, "go in this". GRIN

Erin

-----Original Message-----
From: blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
Behalf Of Jo Elizabeth Pinto
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 9:35 PM
To: Blind Parents Mailing List
Subject: Re: [blparent] Intro from a new mommy

Thank goodness for little girls!  That was one thing I never had to worry
about--those boys are armed and dangerous.

Jo Elizabeth

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young,
compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of
the weak and the strong.  Because someday in life you will have been all of
these."--George Washington Carver, 1864-1943, American scientist

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From: "Samara Raine" <samararaine at gmail.com>
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 4:33 PM
To: "'Blind Parents Mailing List'" <blparent at nfbnet.org>
Subject: Re: [blparent] Intro from a new mommy

> Haha! Oh, that definitely sounds like no fun. LOL! Thank you so much 
> for the tidbit! That little thing is a weapon!
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
> Behalf Of Bernadetta Pracon
> Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 6:21 PM
> To: blparent at nfbnet.org
> Subject: Re: [blparent] Intro from a new mommy
>
> Samara,
> No, don't worry. That won't hurt him at all. A little baby's penis is
> very flexible. Yes, it is the opposite angle of an erect one, but that
> doesn't matter where a baby is concerned. It's really the best way to
> position it in a diaper, otherwise, you'll be changing baby's clothes
> every fifteen minutes or so. Believe me, I know. I made the mistake of
> not doing that the first few days of my baby's life, and I practically
> lived at the changing table before I figured out what I was doing wrong.
> *grin
>
> Bernadetta
>
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