[blparent] Boys peeing

[Erin Rumer]

My son has peed on his face a few times and all I got to say is thank God
urine is sterile right out of the body.  After you've seen just about
everything come out of your baby you get to the point as a parent where you
say, "As long as it isn't poop it's not a big deal". LOL  I was pretty
amazed with how I handled being puked on when my son had the flu.  I guess
when it's your own kid it makes dealing with those things much easier.  When
it's a kid you don't know very well it's much more disgusting.  I guess you
can say one of my furry kids has done the most  vile thing I've ever had to
endure though.  This is extra nasty but dogs are dogs no matter how well
trained and my last guide dove for a pile of vomit that a kid just expressed
onto the floor in a mall food court.  Before knowing what he was eating, I
corrected him and reached into his mouth encase it was something toxic to
dogs.  That was when my husband grabbed me and told me not to touch a single
thing and that we were heading for the restrooms.  It didn't take but two
seconds before I could smell what my dog had gotten into and I thought I was
going to lose my cookies myself!  That incidence definitely went onto  the
very top of my "nastiest things my dogs have ever done" list! LOL

Hope you already ate lunch today! LOL

Erin

-----Original Message-----
From: blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
Behalf Of Bridgit Pollpeter
Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2012 10:18 AM
To: blparent at nfbnet.org
Subject: [blparent] Boys peeing

OMG, that's gross and hysterical, giggle. My nephew peed straight up once
and it landed in his eye. He was okay, and this didn't happen under my
watch, luckily, LOL!

Sincerely,
Bridgit Kuenning-Pollpeter
Read my blog at:
http://blogs.livewellnebraska.com/author/bpollpeter/
 
"History is not what happened; history is what was written down."
The Expected One- Kathleen McGowan

Message: 22
Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:54:01 -0700
From: "Erin Rumer" <erinrumer at gmail.com>
To: "'Blind Parents Mailing List'" <blparent at nfbnet.org>
Subject: Re: [blparent] Intro from a new mommy
Message-ID: <006301cd2368$99da8ba0$cd8fa2e0$@gmail.com>
Content-Type: text/plain;	charset="us-ascii"

Okay, I've got the share this hilarious story with you all.  My husband had
such good aim with his weapon of mass destruction as a baby that when his
teenage uncle was changing his diaper one day he urinated strait up in to
the air and it came down right into his grandmother's soda can.  When
grandma picked up her drink she looked down and thankfully noticed some
yellow liquid around the mouth of the can before taking a sip.  That's a
funny story that the whole family still laughs about to this day.  I'm also
quite sure everyone was very careful where they put their drinks down after
that incidence! LOL

Now where that sucker will be appreciated is on long car rides where we
can't pull over and I can reach into the back seat and hand our son a bottle
and say, "go in this". GRIN

Erin


_______________________________________________
blparent mailing list
blparent at nfbnet.org
http://nfbnet.org/mailman/listinfo/blparent_nfbnet.org
To unsubscribe, change your list options or get your account info for
blparent:
http://nfbnet.org/mailman/options/blparent_nfbnet.org/erinrumer%40gmail.com