[blparent] Cute story

[Pickrell, Rebecca M (TASC)]

Glad you liked:)
And now it's time for my train joke.
This little boy is playing with his trains. He says "All you assholes going to New York, get your shit  and get off the train, all you bastards going to D.C. keep your butts in your chairs"
His mom isn't too happy with the language so she tells him he can't play with his trains for three hours.
When the time is up, he goes back to the trains and says "All you nice people going to New York, thank you for traveling with us, please get your bags and be ready to exit the train. All you nice people traveling to D.C., please remain seated. And, if anybody is unhappy about the three hour delay, I invite you to take it up with the bitch in the kitchen".

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From: blparent [mailto:blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Bridgit Pollpeter
Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 5:38 PM
To: blparent at nfbnet.org
Subject: [blparent] Cute story

OMG, this just made me laugh out loud! LOL

Sincerely,
Bridgit Kuenning-Pollpeter, editor, Slate & Style
Read my blog at:
http://blogs.livewellnebraska.com/author/bpollpeter/

"If we discover a desire within us that nothing in this world can
satisfy, we should begin to wonder if perhaps we were created for
another world."
C. S. Lewis

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Date: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 13:20:06 +0000
From: "Pickrell, Rebecca M (TASC)" <REBECCA.PICKRELL at tasc.com>
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Three women are in the doctor's office.
The doctor says to the first woman "I can tell you like money, you named
your daughter Penny". He says to the second mom, "I can tell you like
sweets, you named your daughter Candy". The third mom stands up, takes
her son by the hand and says "come on, Dick, we're leaving".


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