[blparent] How do you know you're a mother? (timeto lightenup andlaugh)

Peggy pshald at neb.rr.com
Fri Jan 13 14:16:32 UTC 2012 

Yeah I hear ya, my kids complain because their stuff's gotten puked on or 
peed on or gotten hair all over it, and that's what I say too, put things up 
where they belong and then they'll be safe.



-----Original Message----- 
From: Veronica Smith
Sent: Thursday, January 12, 2012 2:06 PM
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Subject: Re: [blparent] How do you know you're a mother? (timeto lightenup 
andlaugh)

Our husky started to make that sound and I ran from the other room, trying
to get there before it happened but failed.  She turned and barfed right on
Gab's jacket.  Well, that sent Gab schreeking, but it made fro a perfect way
to clean it up. If I had been near, I might grabbed that jacket but I told
Gab, that is why you don't hang your stuff on the floor.  Let me tell you,
she no longer leaves her stuff there.

-----Original Message-----
From: blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
Behalf Of Peggy
Sent: Thursday, January 12, 2012 11:05 AM
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Some things you just get used to, lol.  My middle son always puked, starting
from birth on, and he always had thrush so everything he threw up was purple
and believe them when they say that that purple stuff stains.  But puke,
poop, when you got pets, working animals, kids, you just do sick things and
don't even think about it.  Once, a couple years ago my lab puked in my
husband's very, very nice attorney's office and I knew it was going to
happen and I'm searching and searching through my purse trying to find
something to catch it with, ... too late all over the very nice carpeting it
went.  We had to go with him in his car to a meeting that same day, very
nice new car ... and my husband's attorney's like ... he's not going to
throw up again is he ... luckily he didn't!!  Oh the puke or poop stories
I'm sure we could tell but I'll stop for now, I have a strong stomach but
some of you might not!!


-----Original Message-----
From: Veronica Smith
Sent: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 9:09 PM
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Subject: Re: [blparent] How do you know you're a mother? (time to lightenup
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I was just thinking as you said that, the first time Gab barfed, I swung my
nigh gown out and caught it all.  And it amazed me that I did not follow
suit.

-----Original Message-----
From: blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
Behalf Of Peggy
Sent: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 7:14 AM
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Subject: Re: [blparent] How do you know you're a mother? (time to lighten up
andlaugh)

Oh too funny, I can relate to too many of these to list!!  The barf one is
oh so true, for my kids or a dog ... too great, thanks for sharing.



-----Original Message-----
From: Jo Elizabeth Pinto
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 6:37 PM
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Subject: [blparent] How do you know you're a mother? (time to lighten up
andlaugh)

I saw this and thought I'd share.  A little gross, don't read if you're
squeamish, but it never hurts to laugh.



Jo Elizabeth



A few months ago, I was in the grocery store roaming the bread isle. Wheat,
white, pita, English muffins ... Boring, boring, boring. And, then I spotted

it: Goldfish Sandwich Bread. There, right in between the milk and the exotic

food aisle, I squealed. Bread, in the shape of a giant Goldfish cracker?! My

kids would be psyched!! This was the best trip to Safeway EVER!!! Wooo-hooo!

And, then it hit me: I am such a mother.

I asked my friends for their "motherhood moments" and the answers made me
laugh -- I can relate to every single one ... What about you?

25. Your new accessories consist of boogers, spit up and pieces of food on
your outfit.  -- Monica

24. Your kid starts to throw up and you hold out your hands to catch it
because you're no where near the toilet. Then you hold the crying child,
getting barf in your hair and that's the least of your concerns. -- Amy

23. When going grocery shopping alone is considered "Me time" -- Lizette

22. You quietly wipe a butt (and remember to not flush!) while on a business

call. --- Laura

21. Your six year old daughter has more shoes and a cuter wardrobe than you.
-- Patti

20. You pick someone else's boogers and it's no big deal. -- Melissa

19. You actually like driving a mini van. -- Jody

18. When you know 1 million things to clean with BABY WIPES! -- Diana

17. When you feel the need to stick a bottle in the mouth of anyone upset.
-- Michelle

16. You carry human teeth in your purse.  -- Penny

15. You just forced them into bed and you've had enough then an hour later
you're bawling your eyes out at their baby pics. -- Nermeen

14. You hold your poop till 11 p.m. so that you can go without an
audience... -- Evin

13. ?"What kind of poop was it?" counts as stimulating conversation.  --
JoAnna

12.  When you jam out to the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse song while driving and
realize you just dropped off the little one at daycare. -- LeKisha

11. When you have extra underwear and leggings and emergency fruit snacks
stashed in your purse and glove compartment at all times! --- Kathryn

10. You can do 6 different things at the same time.  -- Donna

9. You hear a kid going bananas in public and as soon as you see it's not
yours, you're thrilled.  -- Stacey

8. Walk out of the house, realize there's poop on your shirt, and scrape it
off with your nail instead of going back inside to change. -- Erin

7. When you hear someone else's newborn do her little gurgle cry and you
think "awww, I wish I could hold her" rather than "OMG make it stop!" --
Brandy

6. You are more likely to find cheese sticks, diapers and yogurt in your
purse than a mirror. -- Liana

5. You spent half the day with a "You Went Potty!!!!" sticker in your hair
and no one told you. -- Tiffany

4. You have embraced the fact that an uninterrupted nap excites you more
than uninterrupted sex. -- Kimberly

3. You clench your nether regions just before a sneeze so you don't pee. --

Kelly

2. You eat a rogue Froot Loop off the floor and never think twice. And you
don't even look around to see if someone's watching. -- Susan

1. The last thing you do on a vacation is relax.  -- Kimberly



How did you know you were a mother?

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