[blparent] just the toddler moms

[Gabe Vega]

I actually saved this email the last time. because its so true and funny I'll save it again. :-)
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On Mar 13, 2013, at 11:38 AM, "Pickrell, Rebecca M (TASC)" <REBECCA.PICKRELL at tasc.com> wrote:

> Think I've posted this before, but it's time for another run.
> Enjoy.
> WHY HAVING A TODDLER IS LIKE BEING AT A FRAT PARTY
> 
> 10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.
> 
> 9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.
> 
> 8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.
> 
> 7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.
> 
> 6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
> 
> 5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
> 
> 4. There's definitely going to be a fight.
> 
> 3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.
> 
> 2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.
> 
> 1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: blparent [mailto:blparent-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Shannan Zinck
> Sent: Wednesday, March 13, 2013 2:06 PM
> To: blparent at nfbnet.org
> Subject: [blparent] just the toddler moms
> 
> man can I relate. LOL
> 
> 
> --
> Shannan Zinck
> Survival is letting GOD take over!!!
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