[Faith-talk] Seeing Christ in a New Light

[Joshua Lester]

Amazing!
Blessings, Joshua

On 7/1/11, Debbie <mouseless at mindspring.com> wrote:
> A good friend of mine sent this to me, and I found it thought-provoking and
> clever;  sometimes something like this can reach someone who might not
> otherwise listen.
>
> The Resume of Jesus Christ
> Address: Ephesians 1:20
> Phone: Romans 10:13
> Website: The Bible .
> Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
> _____________________________________________________
> Objective
> My name is Jesus -The Christ . Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume
> because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please
> consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
> _____________________________________________________________________
> Qualifications
> · I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
> · I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
> · I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
> · I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
> · The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me,
> (See Galatians 3:14)
> Occupational Background
> · I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49 ).
> · I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
> · My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15 -17)
> Skills Work Experiences
> · Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be
> poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing
> the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are
> bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
> · I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me
> shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33 ).
> · Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you
> of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
> Educational Background
> · I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
> understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
> · In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See
> Colossians 2:3).
> · My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your
> feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
> · I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
> Major Accomplishments
> · I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times,
> (See Genesis 1:26 ).
> · I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15 ).
> · I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them
> openly, (See Colossians 2:15 ).
> · I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
> · There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You
> can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You
> don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
> References
> · Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healing,
> salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
> In Summation
> Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate
> uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation,
> I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into
> everlasting life, (See John 6:47 ). When can I start? Time is of the
> essence, (See Hebrews 3:15 ).
> Send this resume to everyone you know, you never know who may have an
> opening! Thanks for your help.
>
>
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