[Faith-talk] comic relief

[Nikki]

        A Pastor is standing on the steps in front of a church greeting people as they leave. 
A young man by the name of Dooey walks up to the Pastor to shake his hand. 
The Pastor says, “Dooey, it’s about time you enlisted in the Army of the Lord.” 
He says, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord.” 
Pastor says, “How come you’re only here for Easter and Christmas?” 
Dooey says, “because I’m in the secret service.”