[Faith-talk] FW: [masterslist] Resume of Jesus Christ

[Eric Calhoun]

Original Message: 
From: "Dean Masters" <dwmasters at earthlink.net>
To: "masters list" <masterslist at yahoogroups.com>
Subject: [masterslist] Resume of Jesus Christ
Date: 
Thu, 27 Oct 2011 22:59:58 -0400

The Resume of Jesus Christ
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible . Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
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Objective
My name is Jesus -The Christ . Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume

because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please 
consider
my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
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Qualifications
· I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
· I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
· I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
· I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
· The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through
me, 
(See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background
· I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49 ).
· I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
· My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15 -17)
Skills Work Experiences
· Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to
be 
poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free,
healing
the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that
are 
bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
· I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me 
shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33 ).
· Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse
you 
of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background
· I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and 
understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
· In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See 
Colossians 2:3).
· My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your

feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
· I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms
44:21).
Major Accomplishments
· I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all
times, 
(See Genesis 1:26 ).
· I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15 ).
· I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them 
openly, (See Colossians 2:15 ).
· I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
· There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here.
You 
can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE.
You 
don't
need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
References
· Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healing, 
salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
In Summation
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate

uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In
summation, 
I
will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into 
everlasting life, (See John 6:47 ). When can I start? Time is of the 
essence,
(See Hebrews 3:15 ).

Send this resume to everyone you know, you never know who may have an 
opening! Thanks for your help.

Author Unknown

Dean Masters, owner of the Masters List

Now to Him who is able to keep you from falling, and to make you stand in
the presence of His glory blameless with great joy, to the only God our
Savior, through Jesus Christ our Lord, be glory, majesty, dominion and
authority, before all time and now and forever. Amen. Jude 1:24-25

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