[Faith-Talk] FW: [BlindLife] [Christians_Today] Recall Notice!

[sandrastreeter381 at gmail.com]

The maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of
the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been identified as "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality,"
more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct
this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire
burden and has paid the price of the staggering cost for these repairs.
There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all
areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN
through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT & FORGIVENESS
from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before
Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids
any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too
numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently
impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have
to be scrapped in the furnace.

The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent
contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

GOD

P.S.: Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!