[humanser] NEW ASSESSMENT TOOL

[Danielle Ledet]

Best one I've seen all season. worth holding on to.

On 12/25/15, JD Townsend via humanser <humanser at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> Psychological Assessment Tool
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> for Assessment of Patient’s Christmas Carols:
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> MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
> and Office and Town
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> . . . or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!
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> PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.
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> PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
> then MAYBE I'll tell you why.
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> OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
> Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
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> Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
> Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
> Jingle
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> Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
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> Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell . . .
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> BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.
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> PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me
> (and then took it all away).
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> And, some Christmas Groaners:
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> What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
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> Claustrophobia!
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> What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
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> Freeze a jolly good fellow
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> Why does Santa have three gardens?
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> So he can 'ho ho ho'!
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> Why did the kids chase the cat off the beach?
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> Because they didn’t want him to walk on Sandy Claws!
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> Knock, knock
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> Who's there?
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> Arthur
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> Arthur who?
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> Arthur any mince pies left?
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> What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
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> Auld Fang Syne
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> Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
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> Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
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> What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
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> He got 25 days!
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> What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
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> A Holly Davidson!
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> What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
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> A Christmas Quacker!
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> What is the best Christmas present in the world?
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> A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
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>  Hoping you’ve cracked a smile or two.
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> JD Townsend LCSW
> Helping the light dependent to see.
> Daytona Beach, Earth, Sol System


-- 
Danielle

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