[Iabs-talk] Headlines that will make you smile

[Dave Wright]

Good afternoon, 
Everyday I try to laugh at least once as laughter is the best way to heal the heart, mind and soul. Here's hoping that this message will make some of you laugh. 

headlines that make you smile.

Enjoy !!!

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial
Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the
editor
realized that what he was reading was impossible!! ! They put in a
correction the next day. 

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 

No, really? 

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

Now that's taking things a bit far! 

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 

What a guy! 

Miners Refuse to Work after Death 

No-good-for- nothing' lazy so-and-so's! 

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 

See if that works any better than a fair trial! 

War Dims Hope for Peace 

I can see where it might have that effect! 

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 

Ya think?! 

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 

Who would have thought! 

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; PoliceSuspect Homicide 

They may be on to something! 

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! 

Oklahoma's construction program! 

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge 

He probably IS the battery charge 

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 

Weren't they fat enough?! 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 

That's what he gets for eating those beans! 

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

Do they taste like chicken? 

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 

Chainsaw Massacre all over again! 

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
Boy, are they tall! 

And the winner is.... 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 

Did I read that right? 



Best Regards:
David Wright

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