[il-talk] lincoln

[JOSEPH MONTI]

ah yes, 200 years ago today our 16th president was born and the first thing out of his mouth was
GIFT CARDS
just kidding, but if they had existed he was smart enough to 
want them. he could have paid the whole union army in them. 
cards for walgreens 'old apothicary shop' and 
and Wendy's 'possum pie grill'
and Walmart's 'the horse shop'
oh well, he had to use money instead. another thing nice about gift cards, you can't confuse it with a $10 or $20 bill.
so happy birthday Abe
joe 'the gifternator' monti
p.s. the score is tied 2 to 2.