[il-talk] Fw: Signs

[Don Gillmore]

----- Original Message ----- 
From: Larry Sebranek 
To: Dick & Mary Scholl 
Cc: Don Gillmore 
Sent: Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:28 PM
Subject: FWD: Signs



Sign
over a Gynecologist' s Office:
"Dr.
Jones, at your cervix."
************
********* *****
In
a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds
all heels."
************
***** *********
On a Septic
Tank Truck:
Yesterday's
Meals
on Wheels
************
********* *****
At
a Proctologist' s door:
"To expedite
your visit, please back in."
************
********* *****
On
a Plumber's truck:
"We
repair what your husband fixed."
************
********* *****
On
another Plumber's truck:
"Don't
sleep with a drip. Call your plumber . . . "
************
********* *****
On
a Church's Bill board:
"7
days without God makes one weak."
************
********* *****
At
a Tire Shop in Milwaukee
:
"Invite us
to your next blowout."
************
********* *****
At
a Towing company:
"We
don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
************
********* *****
On
an Electrician' s truck:
"Let
us remove your shorts."
************
********* *****
In
a Nonsmoking Area:
"If
we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
************
********* *****
On
a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push.
Push."


************
********* *****
At an
Optometrist' s Office:
"If
you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place."
************
********* *****
On
a Taxidermist' s window:
"We
really know our stuff."



On a
Fence:
"Salesmen
welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
************
********* *****
At
a Car Dealership:
"The
best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment."
************
********* *****
Outside
a Muffler Shop:
"No
appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
************
********* *****
In
a Veterinarian' s waiting room:
"
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
************
********* *****
At
the Electric Company
"We would be
delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will
be."
************
** ************
In a Restaurant
window:
"Don't
stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
************
********* *****
In
the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive
carefully. We'll wait."
************
********* *****
At a Propane
Filling Station:
"Thank
heaven for little grills."
************
********* *****
And
don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place
in town to take a leak."



************
********* *
Sign
on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:


"Caution
- This Truck is full of Political Promises"



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