[il-talk] FW: The blind onion
Deborah Kent Stein
dkent5817 at att.net
Thu Oct 27 15:19:21 UTC 2016
I'm passing along a note from my daughter, Janna. Enjoy!
Debbie
-----Original Message-----
From: Janna Stein [mailto:jannamarystein at gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 26, 2016 11:53 PM
To: Deborah Kent Stein <dkent5817 at att.net>
Subject: The blind onion
Hi mom,
I recently started following The Blind Onion on twitter. It's like the onion, but all the headlines are about living life as a blind person. Some are really funny and remind me of your life and my experiences growing up. I don't know who the guy behind it is, but he probably is a member of the NFB because he comes up with a lot of nfb convention jokes. Here are a few of the funnier headlines:
Sighted journalist successfully composes article entirely of blindness clichés
Usage of BeMyEyes expected to skyrocket as convention atendees scramble to identify hotel-issued toiletries
Sighted parents teach blind kid to be afraid of the dark
Sighted spouse has pretty much had it with all the little talky-talk devices
Inspirational documentary, Box office hit: Blind serial killer proves you do not need vision to take THE LIVES YOU WANT
And the one that truly spoke to me...
Teenager embarrassed equally by blind and sighted parents
Good night!!!
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