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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>Funny! Clever! Thanks,
Susan. Sidney<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma;font-weight:bold'>From:</span></font></b><font size=2
face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>
jayhawk-chapter-bounces@nfbnet.org [mailto:jayhawk-chapter-bounces@nfbnet.org] <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>On Behalf Of </span></b>Susan Tabor<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Wednesday, December 15, 2010
10:19 PM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> jayhawk-chapter@nfbnet.org;
'NFB of Kansas Internet Mailing List'; blindrecipeexchange@yahoogroups.com<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> [Jayhawk-chapter] The
Twelve Days of Rehab</span></font><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman"'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Calibri><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>Hi,
Friends!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Calibri><span style='font-size:11.0pt'>What
appears below landed in my email inbox at work this morning. Enjoy!--Susan<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Good
morning. This nifty piece appeared on our <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Maine</st1:place></st1:State> blind-forum group yesterday:</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>The 12
Days of Rehab</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>By:
John Weidlich</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Here
is a silly song I wrote that I hope you might find amusing. It can be</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>sung
roughly to the melody of the Twelve Days of Christmas.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>John .</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>The
Twelve Days of Rehab</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Intro:
The first time I called Rehab, they told me I would need</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>An eye
exam to see what I could see.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>The
next time I called rehab, they assigned to me</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>A
friendly rehab counselor, and here's what she gave to me.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>On the
first rehab visit my counselor gave to me, a white cane because I</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>can't
see.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>2. On
the second rehab visit, my counselor gave to me, Lots of paper work</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>And</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>a
white cane because I can't see.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>3. On
the third rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Hand-held
magnifiers, Lots of paper work And a white cane because I can't</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>see.</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>4. On
the fourth rehab visit my counselor gave to me,</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Talking
clocks and watches, hand-held magnifiers, lots of paper work And a</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>white
cane because I can't see.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>5. On
the fifth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>A
CCTV, talking clocks and watches, hand-held magnifiers, lots of paperwork</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>And a
white cane because I can't see.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>6. On
the sixth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>A
golden lab a-barking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>can't</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>see.</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>7. On
the seventh rehab visit, my counselor gave to me, A new computer</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>talking,
all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>8. On
the eighth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Braille
and cooking lessons, all that other stuff And a white cane because I</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>can't
see.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>9. On
the ninth rehab visit my counselor gave to me,</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>A
Victor Stream downloading, all that other stuff And a white cane because I</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>can't
see.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>10. On
the tenth rehab visit my counselor gave to me,</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>A
Braille embosser brailling, all that other stuff And a white cane because</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>I
can't see.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>11. On
the eleventh rehab visit my counselor gave to me,</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>college
courses for taking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>can't
see.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>12. On
the twelfth rehab visit my counselor said to me,</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>"Your
case is closed," but there's no job for me.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>But
that's ok, because I still got to keep the college courses, the Braille</span></font>
<br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>embosser,
the Victor Stream, the Braille and cooking lessons, the talking</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>computer,
the guide dog, the CCTV, the talking clock and watch, the</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>hand-held
magnifier, the paperwork and-the white cane because I can't see.</span></font> <br>
<font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Merry
Christmas</span></font> <o:p></o:p></p>
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