[nabs-l] Fwd: Ringing in the holidays with a special promotion

[David Andrews]

>From: "Serotek Announcements" <noreply at serotek.com>
>Subject: Ringing in the holidays with a special promotion
>To: dandrews at visi.com
>Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 10:37:30 -0500 (EST)
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>Nothing kicks off the holiday season like 
>Thanksgiving. Think about it: food, football, 
>door buster deals, parades and plenty of 
>justification for the Christmas decorations you 
>never took down! Well, this year, Serotek is 
>going to add one more bonus to make the gateway 
>holiday even more memorable than usual.
>
>Perhaps we should have come up with a name for 
>it. But then, what do you call fourteen days of 
>free, unfiltered, use all you can, where ever 
>you want, whenever you want access to all of our Serotek consumer products?
>
>That’s right. Starting Wednesday, November 27 
>you’ll be able to e-mail, chat, scan, 
>entertain and socialize to your heart’s 
>content. Existing customers do not need to 
>contact us for trial access to products they do 
>not own or subscribe to. The whole idea is that 
>anyone can tap into our growing menu of services 
>for the undisputed king of prices, free!
>
>Self-restraint? What self-restraint. Some of us 
>have already bought gadgets we probably didn’t 
>need, but 
><http://www.serotek.com/docuscanplus>DocuScan 
>Plus will be right there to turn that printed manual into spoken word.
>
>And speaking of words, spread this one: 
><http://www.serotek.com/accessibilityanywhere>Socializer 
>is a fully-featured platform that lets you 
>reconnect with friends and family you may not 
>see in person this holiday season. Facebook, 
>Twitter, Skype, Google Chat, Windows Live and 
>several other popular options are fair game for 
>this intuitive communications tool.
>
>If conventional social networking is not your 
>cup of tea, that’s okay. The Game Room and 
>Sports of All Sorts voice chat rooms on 
><http://www.serotek.com/samnet>SAMNet are a 
>great place to exchange smack about your 
>favorite football teams. Chat together over a 
>hot cup of coffee in the café, or join your friends for a drink in the pub,
>
>What else can you do with our wide range of tools?
>    * Use System Access and your favorite word 
> processor to create your detailed Christmas list.
>    * Remotely access your home computer to 
> review that Christmas list while you’re out and about.
>    * Listen to hundreds of hours of described movies
>    * Send text or voice messages using the 
> world’s most intuitive e-mail platform
>    * Swap Black Friday deals on our interactive forums
>    * Figure out what to do with all those 
> holiday leftovers by browsing SAMNet’s huge collection of great recipes.
>    * Crank up the tunes from hundreds of streaming radio stations.
>    * Access your previously scanned documents 
> and many of your favorite SAMNet features from your iDevice.
>
>We think you’ll be kept quite busy exploring 
>all the world Serotek has to offer. Don’t 
>believe us? Well, don’t take our word for it. 
>Check it out for yourself. We dare you to find a 
>more comprehensive set of services neatly 
>packaged into one convenient bundle of 
>awesomeness. Our products were built from the 
>ground up to be used easily right out of the 
>box, but customer service representatives will 
>be standing by to guide you through any difficulties you may encounter.
>
>Ready to get started? 
><http://www.serotek.com/downloads>Download the 
>latest Serotek software if you don’t already 
>have it installed. If you do own Serotek 
>products, just choose the shortcuts already on 
>your desktop to launch the products you want to 
>use, or access them by activating the System 
>Access menu with modifier+f and choosing the appropriate option.
>
>Got questions? Send us an email at 
><ma.htm>ifo at serote.cor call us toll-free at (866) 202-0520.
>
>Happy holidays from the Serotek team!
>
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