[nagdu] Bark man

[Tracy Carcione]

Last week, I put down a lot of mulch in my yard.  Plain old wood chips and
bark, no cocoa shells or any good-smelling stuff.  Monday I let Ben out in
the backyard to enjoy the grass and the sunshine.  He must have snacked on
wood chips, because yesterday he threw up a bunch of bark in my cubicle at
work.  I cleaned it up as best I could, but it's still rather stinky.
What is it with wood?  I thought he'd grown out of his wood-eating ways. 
Do I have to say that he's a Labrador?  I love Labradors--they are my
breed of choice--but sometimes the things they eat!  Is he trying to get
fiber in his diet?  Pumpkin is for sissies.  Man dogs eat wood!  There are
reasons he's known as Bubba.
Tracy and Benny the bark man