[nagdu] "You know you're a puppy raiser when..."

[Tracy Carcione]

I thought this little bit from the Guide Dog News was cute, so I thought
I'd pass it on.  I've thought some similar things myself.


You know you're a puppy raiser when...

*  "You tell anything with a handle (groceries, luggage, etc.),
'Let's Go!'" -Karen W.
*  "You've contemplated carrying around a bait bag full of M&Ms
so you can clicker train your friends. NICE!" -Erin L.
*  "You tell your students to 'sit' and 'stay' (and realize that
your puppy is better at following commands)." -Deborah P.
G. (teacher)
*  "You realize you could shave your head and paint yourself purple
and no one would notice because of how cute your puppy is in her
little vest." -Jack L.
*  "You list 'collecting plastic bags' as one of your hobbies."
-Kathi T.
*  "You're in trouble and your mom goes through three puppy names
before she remembers yours: 'Alan, I mean, Bessa, I mean,
Ralston, I mean.... SAMANTHA, do your homework!!!!!'"
-Samantha J. L.
*  "You have to have your purse searched at the airport because
they couldn't identify what the Kong was in the X-ray machine."
-Ruth D.
*  "You care more about the cleanliness of the floor than the food
at the restaurant." -Tracey S.