[nagdu] eating unmentionables was Lisa and All: Bill of Rights

Mon Apr 25 04:12:49 UTC 2011

Hi Ladies! This has been an "interesting" read -- all of your war stories 
and how the casualties surrendored to that final fate; being ingested and 
digested by the DOG.

I've only had Bernie for just under six months. The nastiest thing he 
attempted to scarf down was someone else's excriment that was left on the 
sidewalk!

I heard him scarfing. I proceeded to remove his prize from his mouth. I 
wanted to puke! I held out my fingers as though they  had leporsy. Ukk!

From, Lisa and Bernie
From: "Brittney N. Mejico" <brittneymejico at verizon.net>
To: "NAGDU Mailing List, the National Association of Guide Dog Users" 
<nagdu at nfbnet.org>
Sent: Sunday, April 24, 2011 7:27 PM
Subject: Re: [nagdu] eating unmentionables was Lisa and All: Bill of Rights

> My dog eats flies! she ate a butterfly once don't know how she  caught it, 
> I just heard a loud crunch my sister told me it was a butterfly.She has 
> eaten cat poop  once, I was so freaked out, and disgusted.  Maybe I'm 
> exaggerating but I could not get the smell out of her mouth no matter how 
> much I brushed her teeth. I guess I'm lucky she has never eaten a bird 
> that's really grose.
>
>
>
> -----Original Message----- 
> From: Sheila Leigland
> Sent: Sunday, April 24, 2011 6:48 PM
> To: NAGDU Mailing List, the National Association of Guide Dog Users
> Subject: Re: [nagdu] eating unmentionables was Lisa and All: Bill of 
> Rights
>
> My first dog drake was a dog that loved eating flies, mosquitos bees if he 
> could catch them now food was interesting. One day I made a poundcake a 
> chocolate one. I thought I had it set high enough and back on the last 
> burner of the stove. I also had a glass cover over it. Usually drake would 
> follow me in to the bedroom and stay but this day he didn't. Our son came 
> in and I heard drake no. He had eaten two thirds of the cake. I thoght the 
> chocolate would kill so called the vet and he said he'll throw up or he 
> won't. I didn't think it was much help. He didn't get sick and had no 
> problems whatsoever.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jenine Stanley <jeninems at wowway.com>
> Sent: Sunday, April 24, 2011 2:55 PM
> To: 'NAGDU Mailing List, the National Association of Guide Dog Users' 
> <nagdu at nfbnet.org>
> Subject: Re: [nagdu] eating unmentionables was Lisa and All: Bill of 
> Rights
>
> Oh Julie,
>
>
>
> I'm laughing at your description of the dead bird. Been there, done that
> with my Jerry Lee. Ick does not even begin to describe it.
>
>
>
> Molly was my champion at eating things in terms of variety. No one beat
> Jerry Lee for sheer volume but Molly ate a rather sizable dividend check, 
> my
> Braille watch, subsequently passing the leather band, buckle and all, and
> her favorite, the insole of any shoe she could find. She'd rip them out 
> and
> chew them up then start on the shoe itself. She also loved chap stick or 
> lip
> stick.
>
>
>
> Her biggest caper luckily didn't involve eating the magic marker, yet
> anyway, but running with it sticking out of her mouth like a cigar, 
> through
> our brand new house sans furniture, while a friend and I measured rooms to
> put in said large pieces of furniture. She came mere millimeters from the
> walls with that marker, doggie laughing all the time. What even half 
> Poodles
> think is funny just, well, isn't.
>
>
>
> Jenine Stanley
>
> jeninems at wowway.com
>
>
>
> From: nagdu-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:nagdu-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf
> Of Julie J
> Sent: Sunday, April 24, 2011 4:40 PM
> To: NAGDU Mailing List, the National Association of Guide Dog Users
> Subject: Re: [nagdu] eating unmentionables was Lisa and All: Bill of 
> Rights
>
>
>
>
>
> You guys need to have a puppy in the house!
>
> Holy cow, I can't even remember all the stuff Monty and Belle ate or 
> chewed
> up when they were younger.  I do remember the absolutely most disgusting
> thing Monty ever picked up was a dead bird.  I had no clue that's what he
> had picked up until I plucked it out of his mouth.  A half a bottle of
> antibacterial dish soap later I was no longer grossed out with having my
> hand attached to my arm.  It was a week before I would eat a sandwich or
> potato chips.
>
> He's also eaten a sock, feather pillows, a stuffed bear, a blanket, a 
> couch
> cushion, oh and a dead snake once.  Both dogs love to eat bugs, especially
> these grasshopper things.
>
> I'm so glad they are grown up and don't do that stuff anymore.  I think 
> I've
> just talked myself out of ever getting another puppy! LOL
>
> Julie
>
>
> Message -----
> From: "Tamara Smith-Kinney" <tamara.8024 at comcast.net>
> To: "'NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users'"
> <nagdu at nfbnet.org>
> Sent: Sunday, April 24, 2011 1:48 PM
> Subject: Re: [nagdu] Lisa and All: Bill of Rights
>
>
>>I refuse to describe the really dangerous scary nasty thing my poodle did
>> manage to swallow whole when she was rebel teen poodle.  Someone was
>> trying
>> to grab it away from her before she swallowed it, so she inhaled it right
>> quick so no one could catch her and steel her prize.
>>
>> Then, since we were at the dog park so that she could perform this feat 
>> of
>> mischief in front of an audience, I spent some time with my closest
>> friends
>> wondering what to do now that it was too late while we all waited to see
>> if
>> she was going to keel over instantly or show any signs distress or what.
>> We
>> all agreed that waiting and watching was the best thing to do...
>>
>> I finally gave up worrying, since the dog seemed fine and it all came out
>> all right...  You know the rest.
>>
>> Stinking poodle!  Tums were very good friend of mine back then.  /lol/
>>
>> Tami Smith-Kinney
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: nagdu-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:nagdu-bounces at nfbnet.org] On 
>> Behalf
>> Of Sheila Leigland
>> Sent: Saturday, April 23, 2011 8:46 AM
>> To: NAGDU Mailing List, the National Association of Guide Dog Users
>> Subject: Re: [nagdu] Lisa and All: Bill of Rights
>>
>> Yah well my husband's dog sampson swallowed one. The next day he threw it
>> up. Yuck.
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Brittney N. Mejico <brittneymejico at verizon.net>
>> Sent: Saturday, April 23, 2011 12:30 AM
>> To: NAGDU Mailing List, the National Association of Guide Dog Users
>> <nagdu at nfbnet.org>
>> Subject: Re: [nagdu] Lisa and All: Bill of Rights
>>
>> Hay I forgot to askhas anyone ever seen a dog eat a sock?  If they were
>> eating one wouldn't the blind person know? or do they eat them hole?  if
>> anyone's guide dog eats a sock whole can you videotape it.
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Brittney N. Mejico
>> Sent: Friday, April 22, 2011 11:14 PM
>> To: NAGDU Mailing List, the National Association of Guide Dog Users
>> Subject: Re: [nagdu] Lisa and All: Bill of Rights
>>
>> Tami
>> I totally agree with you.
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Tamara Smith-Kinney
>> Sent: Friday, April 22, 2011 11:31 AM
>> To: 'NAGDU Mailing List, the National Association of Guide Dog Users'
>> Subject: Re: [nagdu] Lisa and All: Bill of Rights
>>
>> Brittney,
>> I
>> I am glad you found it helpful!  Although the reasons you needed to know
>> you're not alone really suck, and I'm not as thrilled to have a story to
>> share about that kind of stuff myself.  /smile/  If we're going to go
>> through life learning things about the culture we live in, we might as
>> well
>> use our experiences to pass them onto others.  Or so I tell myself, even
>> though I don't believe it, really.  /smile/
>>
>> Also, I learned very early in life that speakin gup about something bad
>> someone is doing to you in front of others is the most effective way to
>> get
>> it to stop.  Also to learn the important lesson is that some things are
>> not
>> okay and that adults lie through their teeth so you'd best pay attention
>> and
>> not let those people define your reality for you when it's different from
>> the reality the rest of the world is actually living in.  That reality 
>> has
>> its problems, too, but I much prefer it to the invented one my family had
>> made up for themselves.  This is why I came out of that family sane
>> despite
>> some pretty dismal statistical odds.  Once you accept the invented 
>> reality
>> that is in direct contrast to observable reality, you're pretty well
>> doomed
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