[nagdu] . O-T: Blind People are Faking it.

[Sean Moore]

What the ...?
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> Blind People Are Faking It!
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> Citizens, hear us well. Our great nation is being undermined by a secret 
> society of individuals who carry deadly white truncheons and lead vicious 
> attack animals in public on a daily basis. These mysterious folk also have 
> a secret means of communication, while shocking new evidence seems to 
> indicate that they may even possess senses superior to those of other 
> humans. We're speaking, of course, of the legions of the so-called blind.
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> Let's assume for a minute that we swallow this "blindness" hoax in the 
> first place.  If these people are somehow bereft of the gift of sight, how 
> does that explain the works of Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles and Ronnie 
> Milsap? How could such men possibly play music if they were blind? What do 
> they take us for-ignorant
> saps?
> The first issue I must point out is their very public display of armed 
> might. Every individual laying claim to sightlessness carries a cudgel on 
> their person at all times. These "canes," as they call them, are supposed 
> to help them feel their way along. They are painted white, almost as if 
> the bearer wished to remind passersby of its presence, and the weapon's 
> tip is painted a chillingly suggestive red. Those who have studied the 
> mysterious fighting arts of the Orient know that such sticks may be 
> wielded with deadly force by those with skill.
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> In a surprise attack, strategically placed squads of the "blind"
> could quickly overwhelm our police forces.  Their fearsome nature 
> encompasses more than just personal weaponry. Many of the alleged blind 
> also own large, vicious attack dogs for the supposed purpose of guidance 
> along city streets. With one word from their scheming masters, these 
> slavering "guide" dogs could become guided missiles!
>
> Indeed, most of these fearsome beasts are German shepherds, a species of 
> killer wolf invented by twisted, Fascist dog breeders, which has somehow 
> fallen into this most suspect faction of the disabled.  The most 
> frightening aspect of this diabolical conspiracy by far is their ability 
> to communicate with one another unbeknownst to upstanding citizens. Their 
> secret code consists of a series of raised dots cunningly arranged into 
> arcane shapes. Known as "Braille," this demonic alphabet has begun popping 
> up in places that were doubtlessly chosen for their mundane, everyday 
> outward appearance:
> elevators, building directories, automated teller machines and the like.
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> This system seems rational enough, and does not attract undue attention. 
> But think! If the messages on the signs changed suddenly, how would we 
> know? Next year, next month, next week, maybe even tomorrow, the signs 
> will change from "second
> floor" to "STRIKE NOW! STRIKE HARD!" and our nation will be thrown into 
> the chaos of revolution.
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> At this juncture, there is no hard evidence that the blind are planning 
> such a revolution.  We hope to have such evidence very soon. But can one 
> group possess such an overwhelming element of surprise and fail to use it 
> to seize power? And can their goals be anything but evil?
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> No, I say! I maintain that true blindness lies in failing to see the 
> threat where it must obviously lie, and we must be vigilantly wary of the 
> blind menace.
>
> Alan P., Nevada.
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