[nagdu] training tips:0) LOL

[Robert Harris]

How To Photograph A Dog
> How to photograph a new Puppy
> (Author Unknown)
>
> 1. Remove film from box and load camera
> 2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth & thro in trash
> 3. Remove puppy from trash & brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
> 4. Choose a suitable background for photo
> 5. Mount camera on tripod and focus
> 6. Find puppy & take dirty sock from mouth.
> 7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot & return to camera
> 8. Forget about spot & crawl after puppy on knees
> 9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand
> 10.Get tissue and clean nose print from lens
> 11.Take flash cube from puppy's mouth & thro in trash
> 12.Put cat outside & put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's
> nose.
> 13.Put magazines back on coffee table
> 14.Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your
> head
> 15.Replace your glasses & check camera for damage
> 16.Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say--
> "NO, outside!NO,outside!"
> 17.Call spouse to clean up mess
> 18.Fix a drink
> 19.Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy
"sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning