[nagdu] training tips:0) LOL

[Natalie]

Hi Robert,
Thanks for posting this one on photographing a puppy.  Got a good laugh.
Best,
Nat and Liam Joshua

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Robert Harris" <Harris.Robert at epamail.epa.gov>
To: "NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users" 
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Sent: Thursday, January 26, 2012 1:02 PM
Subject: [nagdu] training tips:0) LOL


> How To Photograph A Dog
>> How to photograph a new Puppy
>> (Author Unknown)
>>
>> 1. Remove film from box and load camera
>> 2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth & thro in trash
>> 3. Remove puppy from trash & brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
>> 4. Choose a suitable background for photo
>> 5. Mount camera on tripod and focus
>> 6. Find puppy & take dirty sock from mouth.
>> 7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot & return to camera
>> 8. Forget about spot & crawl after puppy on knees
>> 9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand
>> 10.Get tissue and clean nose print from lens
>> 11.Take flash cube from puppy's mouth & thro in trash
>> 12.Put cat outside & put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's
>> nose.
>> 13.Put magazines back on coffee table
>> 14.Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your
>> head
>> 15.Replace your glasses & check camera for damage
>> 16.Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say--
>> "NO, outside!NO,outside!"
>> 17.Call spouse to clean up mess
>> 18.Fix a drink
>> 19.Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy
> "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning
>
>
>
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