[nagdu] People Who Diagnose Your Dogs!

[d m gina]

Hello,
When I brought my last dog home, and took him to mass, the Deacon was 
giving me Communion when the dog took it from his hand.
Swallowed it just like that.
All I said was
"Now my dog is a Catholic, I had no clue what he was before now."
the deacon was laughing so hard he almost dropped the dish the hosts were in.
So the next time I went to Communion we had my dog sit.
that was the only time he pulled this.
Even now the deacon will ask how is that Catholic dog?
Original message:
> No, mine didn't drink the wine or eat the wafer but I would sure crack up if
> she did!  After all, I really believe that if dogs don't have a soul, they
> certainly should have and those other folks in line would probably be so
> mortified they would puke if Holly stuck her big mug right in the challice!
> I would laugh so hard I would be ex-communicated!
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Lyn Gwizdak" <linda.gwizdak at cox.net>
> To: "NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users"
> <nagdu at nfbnet.org>
> Sent: Monday, June 11, 2012 8:19 PM
> Subject: Re: [nagdu] People Who Diagnose Your Dogs!


>> Well, hell, your dog is now blessed after drinking the holy water!
>> Hahahahaha!!!  I'm an ex Catholic so I know about that bowl near the front
>> enterence!  Loved the story!

>> Lyn and Landon
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: "Juanita Herrera" <juanitaherrera1991 at gmail.com>
>> To: "NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users"
>> <nagdu at nfbnet.org>
>> Sent: Monday, June 11, 2012 9:22 AM
>> Subject: Re: [nagdu] People Who Diagnose Your Dogs!


>>> Hahahaha! Rebecca, this is too funny! I am Catholic myself, and found
>>> it quite amusing. I'm not sure why they didn't find it amusing. Lol!
>>> Juanita and Anise

>>> On 6/11/12, Pickrell, Rebecca M (TASC) <REBECCA.PICKRELL at tasc.com> wrote:
>>>> Okay, guys story time.
>>>> I went to a Catholic church once on a bitterly cold day. I was
>>>> absolutely
>>>> convinced my dog wasn't thirsty.
>>>> We walk into the chapel, and I hear "slurp, slurp, slurp"  I reach my
>>>> hand
>>>> out and find a dish full of water.
>>>> I knew as soon as I touched it what it was, the bowl you use to sprinkle
>>>> holy water.  My dog thought it was there for her.

>>>> The other church goers were not amused.

>>>> -----Original Message-----
>>>> From: nagdu-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:nagdu-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
>>>> Behalf
>>>> Of Larry D. Keeler
>>>> Sent: Sunday, June 10, 2012 7:01 PM
>>>> To: doggie
>>>> Subject: [nagdu] People Who Diagnose Your Dogs!

>>>> Yah Bibi, I've had that sort of thing happen a lot!  I had a person
>>>> follow
>>>> me around the store and tell me Holly had a bladder infection because
>>>> apparently she left a couple of drops of blood on the floor.  Well, I
>>>> got
>>>> her home and looked at her foot pads and sure enough, she had a little
>>>> cut
>>>> on one from walking on rough ice.  So now, sence she won't wear boots, I
>>>> leave her home when I suspect the ice is hard and rough.  Also, i get a
>>>> lot
>>>> of folks wanting to give Holly water on the bus.  She sometimes gets a
>>>> little nervous on the bus and shakes a little.  This is probably because
>>>> some of our drivers are slightly nuts and the busses may lurch or stop
>>>> wuickly.  They think shes thirsty or hot even when its cold out and she
>>>> drank before we left.  Some folks will actually yell from the back of
>>>> the
>>>> bus or try to get right in my face!  Well, when we leave the bus, Holly
>>>> is
>>>> eager to leave and she is perfectly fine!  I'm making her sit or lie
>>>> between
>>>> my legs so that she doesn't slide as much and this seems to make her
>>>> less
>>>> nervous.  Also, I rub that big head of hers!  Lastly, I used to frequent
>>>> this Coney Island just up the street from my house.  One of the
>>>> waitresses
>>>> there would always come over and try to force food and water on Holly.
>>>> The
>>>> last time I went there, she came out in the middle of my meal with a big
>>>> bowl of water, some ham and bacon.  I never feed her those last 2 and
>>>> she
>>>> doesn't get water unless we've been out for awhile or its obviously hot.
>>>> The woman tried to force me to feed her and I told her I don't feed
>>>> those
>>>> things to her.  She kept hovering near the table and asking what she
>>>> should
>>>> do with the food and I finally told her to go make herself a sandwich.
>>>> She
>>>> got really upset!  I sure didn't leave a tip!
>>>> Intelligence is always claimed but rarely proven!
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