[nagdu] People Who Diagnose Your Dogs!

Wed Jun 13 22:05:22 UTC 2012

Now I give the instructors problems because if the dog does something funny in training I crack up and can not correct. 
I think I lose it because for me to be serious all the time just isn't going to happen. 
I will tell a story with a new subject line. 
Dar 

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On Jun 13, 2012, at 3:53 PM, "Lyn Gwizdak" <linda.gwizdak at cox.net> wrote:

> Hey, this story was funnier than the holy water one! LOL!  I think dogs have soouls or spirits and they are created by God just like we are.  Glad the deacon has a sense of humor - wonder who would have had a s**t fit if he dropped the whole bunch of communion wafers?  I'm sure that God has a sense of humor - he has to - he made humans and animals to do funny things!
> 
> Landon would look longingly at the person serving the communion - like where's mine - at the Lutheran church.  The priest would bless him while we were at the communion rail in my friend's Episcapal church in Vermont. there, we went to their Blessing of the Animals they have each October.
> 
> Lyn and Landon
> ----- Original Message ----- From: "d m gina" <dmgina at samobile.net>
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> Sent: Monday, June 11, 2012 8:37 PM
> Subject: Re: [nagdu] People Who Diagnose Your Dogs!
> 
> 
>> Hello,
>> When I brought my last dog home, and took him to mass, the Deacon was giving me Communion when the dog took it from his hand.
>> Swallowed it just like that.
>> All I said was
>> "Now my dog is a Catholic, I had no clue what he was before now."
>> the deacon was laughing so hard he almost dropped the dish the hosts were in.
>> So the next time I went to Communion we had my dog sit.
>> that was the only time he pulled this.
>> Even now the deacon will ask how is that Catholic dog?
>> Original message:
>>> No, mine didn't drink the wine or eat the wafer but I would sure crack up if
>>> she did!  After all, I really believe that if dogs don't have a soul, they
>>> certainly should have and those other folks in line would probably be so
>>> mortified they would puke if Holly stuck her big mug right in the challice!
>>> I would laugh so hard I would be ex-communicated!
>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>> From: "Lyn Gwizdak" <linda.gwizdak at cox.net>
>>> To: "NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users"
>>> <nagdu at nfbnet.org>
>>> Sent: Monday, June 11, 2012 8:19 PM
>>> Subject: Re: [nagdu] People Who Diagnose Your Dogs!
>> 
>> 
>>>> Well, hell, your dog is now blessed after drinking the holy water!
>>>> Hahahahaha!!!  I'm an ex Catholic so I know about that bowl near the front
>>>> enterence!  Loved the story!
>> 
>>>> Lyn and Landon
>>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>>> From: "Juanita Herrera" <juanitaherrera1991 at gmail.com>
>>>> To: "NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users"
>>>> <nagdu at nfbnet.org>
>>>> Sent: Monday, June 11, 2012 9:22 AM
>>>> Subject: Re: [nagdu] People Who Diagnose Your Dogs!
>> 
>> 
>>>>> Hahahaha! Rebecca, this is too funny! I am Catholic myself, and found
>>>>> it quite amusing. I'm not sure why they didn't find it amusing. Lol!
>>>>> Juanita and Anise
>> 
>>>>> On 6/11/12, Pickrell, Rebecca M (TASC) <REBECCA.PICKRELL at tasc.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Okay, guys story time.
>>>>>> I went to a Catholic church once on a bitterly cold day. I was
>>>>>> absolutely
>>>>>> convinced my dog wasn't thirsty.
>>>>>> We walk into the chapel, and I hear "slurp, slurp, slurp"  I reach my
>>>>>> hand
>>>>>> out and find a dish full of water.
>>>>>> I knew as soon as I touched it what it was, the bowl you use to sprinkle
>>>>>> holy water.  My dog thought it was there for her.
>> 
>>>>>> The other church goers were not amused.
>> 
>>>>>> -----Original Message-----
>>>>>> From: nagdu-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:nagdu-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
>>>>>> Behalf
>>>>>> Of Larry D. Keeler
>>>>>> Sent: Sunday, June 10, 2012 7:01 PM
>>>>>> To: doggie
>>>>>> Subject: [nagdu] People Who Diagnose Your Dogs!
>> 
>>>>>> Yah Bibi, I've had that sort of thing happen a lot!  I had a person
>>>>>> follow
>>>>>> me around the store and tell me Holly had a bladder infection because
>>>>>> apparently she left a couple of drops of blood on the floor.  Well, I
>>>>>> got
>>>>>> her home and looked at her foot pads and sure enough, she had a little
>>>>>> cut
>>>>>> on one from walking on rough ice.  So now, sence she won't wear boots, I
>>>>>> leave her home when I suspect the ice is hard and rough.  Also, i get a
>>>>>> lot
>>>>>> of folks wanting to give Holly water on the bus.  She sometimes gets a
>>>>>> little nervous on the bus and shakes a little.  This is probably because
>>>>>> some of our drivers are slightly nuts and the busses may lurch or stop
>>>>>> wuickly.  They think shes thirsty or hot even when its cold out and she
>>>>>> drank before we left.  Some folks will actually yell from the back of
>>>>>> the
>>>>>> bus or try to get right in my face!  Well, when we leave the bus, Holly
>>>>>> is
>>>>>> eager to leave and she is perfectly fine!  I'm making her sit or lie
>>>>>> between
>>>>>> my legs so that she doesn't slide as much and this seems to make her
>>>>>> less
>>>>>> nervous.  Also, I rub that big head of hers!  Lastly, I used to frequent
>>>>>> this Coney Island just up the street from my house.  One of the
>>>>>> waitresses
>>>>>> there would always come over and try to force food and water on Holly.
>>>>>> The
>>>>>> last time I went there, she came out in the middle of my meal with a big
>>>>>> bowl of water, some ham and bacon.  I never feed her those last 2 and
>>>>>> she
>>>>>> doesn't get water unless we've been out for awhile or its obviously hot.
>>>>>> The woman tried to force me to feed her and I told her I don't feed
>>>>>> those
>>>>>> things to her.  She kept hovering near the table and asking what she
>>>>>> should
>>>>>> do with the food and I finally told her to go make herself a sandwich.
>>>>>> She
>>>>>> got really upset!  I sure didn't leave a tip!
>>>>>> Intelligence is always claimed but rarely proven!
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>> every sinner has a future
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