[nagdu] Fw: The Hurka Gurka Clock

[Doug Parisian]

Have you ever had to make excuses for being late for work?  Don't you just 
hate having to run to catch an early morning flight?  Do you miss all those 
middle-of-the-night asteroid showers - or do you just like to be up at the 
crack of dawn to watch the sunrise?

Well, sleep late no more!   Because NOW, for a limited time, you can get the 
bedside clock that is GUARANTEED to have you vertical and running at top 
speed the INSTANT it sounds its alarm!  You won't even feel like using a 
10-minute snooze feature-which is why we haven't built one into this clock!

 Why not, you ask?  The name says it all.  The revolutionary new Hurka Gurka 
Clock will ensure that you never again miss an important appointment. What's 
more, you'll be wide awake from the second your feet hit the floor,
: ready to take on your day!

Here's how it works.  The Hurka Gurka Clock simulates those gut-wrenching 
pre-vomit sounds coming from deep within your dog's stomach.  The alarm 
sounds softly at first, easing you out of your early-morning REM sleep. 
Then the sounds become louder and more pronounced, until you are brought 
completely to your senses by an unmistakable BLAP sound effect that can only 
mean one thing - touchdown!

 Tests have shown that no one can turn over and go back to sleep while 
thinking of stomach acids working their way into the carpet.  You're wide 
awake in an instant-guaranteed!

And if you order in the next five minutes, we'll include a FREE 20 oz. 
container of Nature's Miracle, for those times when your dog - not the Hurka 
Gurka Clock -- is the one who wakes you up.
So come on!  Stop missing all those beautiful sunrises!  Don't risk being 
mistaken for a terrorist by running through airports to catch your flight! 
Call now!  Operators are standing by.
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Works for cat owners too!!!!!