[nagdu] Fw: The Hurka Gurka Clock

[Doug Parisian]

available at most pet shops!

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "L Gwizdak" <leg1950 at cox.net>
To: "NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users" 
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Sent: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 1:25 PM
Subject: Re: [nagdu] Fw: The Hurka Gurka Clock


: Ummm, is this for real???  No thanks!  My rooster clock works just fine!
:
: Lyn and Landon
: "Asking who's the man and who's the woman in an LGBT relationship is like
: asking which chopstick is the fork" - Unknown
: ----- Original Message ----- 
: From: "Doug Parisian" <eggmann at mymts.net>
: To: "NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users"
: <nagdu at nfbnet.org>
: Sent: Sunday, August 04, 2013 2:43 PM
: Subject: [nagdu] Fw: The Hurka Gurka Clock
:
:
: > Have you ever had to make excuses for being late for work?  Don't you 
just
: > hate having to run to catch an early morning flight?  Do you miss all
: > those
: > middle-of-the-night asteroid showers - or do you just like to be up at 
the
: > crack of dawn to watch the sunrise?
: >
: > Well, sleep late no more!   Because NOW, for a limited time, you can get
: > the
: > bedside clock that is GUARANTEED to have you vertical and running at top
: > speed the INSTANT it sounds its alarm!  You won't even feel like using a
: > 10-minute snooze feature-which is why we haven't built one into this
: > clock!
: >
: > Why not, you ask?  The name says it all.  The revolutionary new Hurka
: > Gurka
: > Clock will ensure that you never again miss an important appointment.
: > What's
: > more, you'll be wide awake from the second your feet hit the floor,
: > : ready to take on your day!
: >
: > Here's how it works.  The Hurka Gurka Clock simulates those 
gut-wrenching
: > pre-vomit sounds coming from deep within your dog's stomach.  The alarm
: > sounds softly at first, easing you out of your early-morning REM sleep.
: > Then the sounds become louder and more pronounced, until you are brought
: > completely to your senses by an unmistakable BLAP sound effect that can
: > only
: > mean one thing - touchdown!
: >
: > Tests have shown that no one can turn over and go back to sleep while
: > thinking of stomach acids working their way into the carpet.  You're 
wide
: > awake in an instant-guaranteed!
: >
: > And if you order in the next five minutes, we'll include a FREE 20 oz.
: > container of Nature's Miracle, for those times when your dog - not the
: > Hurka
: > Gurka Clock -- is the one who wakes you up.
: > So come on!  Stop missing all those beautiful sunrises!  Don't risk 
being
: > mistaken for a terrorist by running through airports to catch your 
flight!
: > Call now!  Operators are standing by.
: > :
: > Works for cat owners too!!!!!
: >
: >
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