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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72"><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal>Hi You All<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>RE: In fun I send this <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Below is a Rehab related spoof on the 12 days of Christmas; not sure I’ve seen this in the past. I got it off a list that I am on. And send it because to a former client of, and former worker from within a rehab agency, I found it to be lyrically clever, and an interesting spoof on Rehab. Yeah, from a very generous counselor for sure; not someone who is working under an ever shrinking budget! <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>On the first day of rehab my counselor gave to me a white cane because I can't see.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>On the second day of rehab my counselor gave to me two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>On the third day of rehab my counselor gave to me three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>On the fourth day of rehab my counselor gave to me four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>On the fifth day of rehab my counselor gave to me five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>On the sixth day of rehab my counselor gave to me six dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>On the 7th day of rehab my counselor gave to me seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>On the eighth day of rehab my counselor gave to me eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal> On the ninth day of rehab my counselor gave to me nine authorizations, eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal> On the tenth day of rehab my counselor gave to me ten scanners reading, nine authorizations, eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal> On the 11th day of rehab my counselor gave to me eleven magnifiers enlarging, ten scanners reading, nine authorizations, eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal> On the 12th day of rehab my counselor gave to me twelve computers talking, eleven magnifiers enlarging, ten scanners reading, nine authorizations, eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see. <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Respectfully yours,<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Robert Leslie Newman<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>NFBN Senior Division, President<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></body></html>