[NFB-Blind-Crafters] FW: [BC Cooks] Christmas Cookie Rules

[carcione at access.net]

Dixie sent this to our Blind Crafters cooking group, but y'all talking about
the chocolate you need to do crafting makes me think it a tiny bit on topic.

Tracy

 

 

From: BCCooks at groups.io <BCCooks at groups.io> On Behalf Of Dixie via groups.io
Sent: Friday, December 27, 2024 11:41 AM
To: BCCooks at groups.io
Subject: [BC Cooks] Christmas Cookie Rules

 

Christmas Cookie Rules.

 

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories

because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie

free.

 

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no

calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

 

3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas cookies and

needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend's

first cookie is calories free, (rule #1) yours is also. It would be rude to

let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes

your cookie calorie free.

 

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet

and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density

of the caloric mass.

 

5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will

be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a

knife without cutting your tongue.

 

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have three

and green ones have five - one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones!

 

7. Cookies eaten while watching "Miracle on 34th Street" have no calories

because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's

personal fuel.

 

8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of

breaking  causes calorie leakage.

 

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no calories since the

calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their

plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!

 

10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because

cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It's a rule!

 

So, go out and enjoy those Christmas Cookies - we only get them this time of
year!

 

Christmas Cookie Rules | TastingSpoons
<https://tastingspoons.com/archives/11902> 

 

 

 

Merry Christmas!

Dixie

And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling
clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the
inn. 

 And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping
watch over their flock by night. 

 And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord
shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. 

 And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good
tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. 

 For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is
Christ the Lord. 

 And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in
swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. 

 And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host
praising God, and saying, 

 Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. 

 

 

 

 <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn10FF-FQfs>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn10FF-FQfs

 

And, that is what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown

 

 

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