[Nfb-krafters-korner] 12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

[Terrence van Ettinger]

LOL!  Just so long as no one did what I did the other day and
*dropped* the *dessert*!  Good one Susan!

On 11/26/10, Susan Roe <dogwoodfarm at verizon.net> wrote:
> 12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey
>
> 1. Salmonella won't be a concern.
>
> 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
>
> 3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
>
> 4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
>
> 5. Pets won't bother to pester you for scraps.
>
> 6. No one will overeat.
>
> 7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.
>
> 8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
>
> 9. You'll get to the desserts even quicker.
>
> 10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
>
> 11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to
> walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
>
> 12. You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.
>
>
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