[Nfb-krafters-korner] Yarn Humor: Gift Giving
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I love it!
Joyce Kane
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Blindhands at AOL.com
In a message dated 9/15/2013 4:57:15 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,
dogwoodfarm at verizon.net writes:
Writer, illustrator, and knitter Franklin Habit joins us for his monthly
column featuring humor and insights into a yarncrafter's life.
To be a needleworker of the gift-giving sort is to live your life with one
eye on the calendar. As I write this it's late summer, but I'm
already thinking
of December. I have no choice. The holidays inevitably require a bit of
gift knitting. If I hope to show up with something other than a ball of yarn
and
a promise, the planning must begin now.
Let me clarify that I am not a knitter of the
everybody-gets-a-matching-hat-and-mittens variety. I admire those folks. They have largesse. They have
stamina.
They have stout, resilient hearts; because to be a needleworker of the
gift-giving sort is also to live your life in a perpetual state of heartache.
Or
maybe I mean heartburn. Probably I mean both.
One of the hard lessons we learn when we fall in love with needlework is
that not everyone has fallen in love with needlework.You finish that first
really
successful crochet hat, and it's beautiful and it fits, and it's so much
nicer than anything from the store, and you think of all the people you love
who
are walking around in store-bought hats.
Your heart, it breaks.
So you stock up on yarn and patterns and start whipping out hats. This one
gets a hat, that one gets a hat, hats all around! Wrap 'em up! Pass 'em
out!
And for every hat recipient who screams with joy that she will never wear
anything else ever again, ever, not even to the beach or fancy weddings, you
have five who glance at your visible expression of affection rendered
painstakingly in yarn and say, "Oh, thanks," put it back in the box forever, and
change the subject to whether their goldfish is depressed enough to need
talk therapy.
Your heart, it breaks.
This is why it's easier to get a kidney from me than a pair of socks. Yarn
is precious. So is time. Yarn plus time is a luxury gift. Not everybody is
deserving
of it, not even the people you might think to put at the top of the list.
I once had a friend-we'll call her Trudy-who was quivering with excitement
at knitting a spectacular cabled afghan for her dearest childhood friend's
wedding.
She spent two months swatching and planning an afghan so elaborate and
original that it could well stand among the great cultural achievements of our
age.
I'm serious: Warhol's Marilyn, the music of John Cage, and this afghan.
She balked when faced with the cost of the yarn (I won't tell you-I'll
just say
there was yak involved); but this was an heirloom gift for a friend who'd
been there for her first scraped knee. They had been allies through braces,
breakups,
college all-nighters, and evil bosses at terrible entry-level jobs. She
was the kind of friend you know will run to your house after you die and toss
all
your trashy novels into the fireplace, then tell everybody at the funeral
you were deeply into Proust.
Trudy finished the afghan and left it elegantly wrapped among the wedding
presents, feeling smug. She waited for the reaction. The hugs and the happy
tears.
She got a note that said, "Thank you for the cute blanket."
Visiting the newlyweds a few months later, she spotted it lying in a
corner of the guest room being chewed by the cat. "I guess he loves the flavor!"
said
the bride.
"At least," said Trudy, "the stupid cat appreciated the fiber content."
When I contemplate giving a piece of handmade anything as a gift, I always
pause and consider whether I could handle it being used as a cat toy. If
the
answer is no, I give something store-bought.
Unless I decided to make a cat toy. Cat toys are fun to make.
For Kitty, With Love by Franklin Habit | Lion Brand Notebook
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Writer, illustrator, and photographer Franklin Habit is the author of It
Itches: A Stash of Knitting Cartoons (Interweave Press, 2008-now in its
third printing)
and proprietor of The Panopticon (
the-panopticon.blogspot.com),
one of the most popular knitting blogs on Internet. On an average day,
upwards of 2,500 readers worldwide drop in for a mix of essays, cartoons, and
the
continuing adventures of Dolores the Sheep.
Franklin's other publishing experience in the fiber world includes
contributions to Vogue Knitting, Yarn Market News, Interweave Knits, Interweave
Crochet,
PieceWork, Cast On: A Podcast for Knitters, Twist Collective, and a
regular column on historic knitting patterns for Knitty.com.
These days, Franklin knits and spins in Chicago, Illinois, sharing a small
city apartment with an Ashford spinning wheel and colony of sock yarn that
multiplies
alarmingly whenever his back is turned.
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