[Nfb-krafters-korner] OT text messages

[Blindhands at aol.com]

An  elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their 
cell  phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of 
a  no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for  coffee. She 
decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she  wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing,  send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are  drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love  you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the  toilet.