[Nfb-krafters-korner] Happy New Year

[jill]

Love it!
Jill

-----Original Message-----
From: Nfb-krafters-korner [mailto:nfb-krafters-korner-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
Behalf Of Blindhands at aol.com
Sent: Saturday, January 11, 2014 1:57 PM
To: nfb-krafters-korner at nfbnet.org
Subject: [Nfb-krafters-korner] Happy New Year

 
*** Funnyside "it is to laugh" 
http://theblindpost.com/Funnysideitistolaugh.html  
*** Poem for January
T'was the month after December 25th, and all  through the house Nothing 
would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd  nibbled, the eggnog I'd
taste 
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When  I got on the scales 
there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less  a walk than a 
lumber). I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared; The  gravies and
sauces 
and beef nicely rared, The wine and the rum balls, the bread  and the cheese

And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please." As I dressed  myself in 
my husband's old shirt And prepared once again to do battle with dirt.  I 
said to myself, as I only can "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"

So--away with the last of the sour cream dip, Get rid of the fruit cake, 
every  cracker and chip Every last bit of food that I like must be banished 
'Till all  the additional ounces have vanished. I won't have a cookie--not
even 
a lick.  I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick. I won't have hot 
biscuits, or  corn bread, or pie, I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm 
hungry, I'm  lonesome, and life is a bore--- But isn't that what January is 
for? Happy New  Year to all and to all a good diet! Submitted by Linda Ward 
 
Joyce  Kane
_www.KraftersKorner.org_ (http://www.krafterskorner.org/) 
Blindhands at AOL.com
_______________________________________________
Nfb-krafters-korner mailing list
Nfb-krafters-korner at nfbnet.org
http://nfbnet.org/mailman/listinfo/nfb-krafters-korner_nfbnet.org
Division Website:  http://www.krafterskorner.org
Facebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/NFB-Krafters-Division/269246643109571
To unsubscribe, change your list options or get your account info for
Nfb-krafters-korner:
http://nfbnet.org/mailman/options/nfb-krafters-korner_nfbnet.org/jillbilly4%
40comcast.net