[NFB-Krafters-Korner] Public Service Announcement

[Tracy Carcione]

Hah!  That same dangerous substance must be on knitting yarn, too!
Tracy


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From: NFB-Krafters-Korner [mailto:nfb-krafters-korner-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Courtney F. Smith via NFB-Krafters-Korner
Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2023 11:58 AM
Cc: Courtney F. Smith
Subject: [NFB-Krafters-Korner] Public Service Announcement

⚠️ PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING! ⚠️ POTENTIAL DANGERS OF LOOM KNITTING  In a press release today, the National Institute Of Public Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance found in LOOM KNITTING craft supplies. This substance has been linked with the following symptoms in humans.  Symptoms associated: * Reluctance to cook * Reluctance to perform housework * Reluctance to work, except in support of loom knitting * Physical craving for free time to loom knit * Nonsensical muttering of numbers * Unwavering impulse to purchase looms, hooks, yarn and patterns * Inability to recognize characters faces from favorite TV shows.  Beware! If you come in contact with a human affected by loom knitting, then be prepared to talk about looms, hooks, yarn and patterns for hours on end even though no one has asked.  This has been a public service announcement. Scientists who discovered the dangerous substance, said, "Loom knitting addiction is real! The purchasing of looms, hooks and yarn can be expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense".
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