[nfb-talk] Fw: [blind-catholics] the 12 days of rehab

Ed Meskys edmeskys at localnet.com
Tue Dec 23 16:01:45 UTC 2008


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Subject: [blind-catholics] the 12 days of rehab



The Twelve Days of Rehab

On the first day of rehab my counselor gave to me
a white cane because I cannot see.

On the second day of rehab my counselor gave to me
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the third day of rehab my counselor gave to me
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the fourth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
four talking clocks,
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the fifth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
five years of school,
four talking clocks,
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the sixth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
Six dogs a-guiding,
five years of school,
four talking clocks,
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the 7th day of rehab my counselor gave to me
Seven jobs applying,
Six dogs a-guiding,
five years of school,
four talking clocks,
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the eighth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
eight counselors counseling,
Seven jobs applying,
Six dogs a-guiding,
five years of school,
four talking clocks,
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the ninth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
nine authorizations for filling,
eight counselors counseling,
Seven jobs applying,
Six dogs a-guiding,
five years of school,
four talking clocks,
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the tenth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
ten scanners reading,
nine authorizations for filling,
eight counselors counseling,
Seven jobs applying,
Six dogs a-guiding,
five years of school,
four talking clocks,
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the 11th day of rehab my counselor gave to me
eleven magnifiers enlarging,
ten scanners reading,
nine authorizations for filling,
eight counselors counseling,
Seven jobs applying,
Six dogs a-guiding,
five years of school,
four talking clocks,
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the 12th day of rehab my counselor gave to me
twelve computers talking,
eleven magnifiers enlarging,
ten scanners reading,
nine authorizations for filling,
eight counselors counseling,
Seven jobs applying,
Six dogs a-guiding,
five years of school,
four talking clocks,
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

An alternative ending would be that, on the 12th day of rehab, my counselor
took all that stuff back. That also happens to some people.

Alex
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