[nfb-talk] Your guide dog is so fat

[John G. Heim]

Your guide dog is so fat that when he backs up he goes, "beep beep beep".

I thought of that this morning when I was passing a construction site and 
thinking about my recent visit to the vet wih my guide dog. I was quite 
alarmed to find out that he is about 8 pounds over weight. Man, it is tough 
to keep his weight down.

Anyway, I didn't exactly make up that joke. It's a modification of a joke I 
heard on Prairie Home Companion.