[Nfbc-info] Are you ready for some football!

[Eric Calhoun]

Michael, be careful!  You were caught offsides!  Seriously.

As a Charger fan, you might want to not forget about one thing: getting
to the Strawhat Pizza location early.  And leaving early.  I don't trust
Sacramento Regional Transit after 9 o'clock.

Eric
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Offside,

No 21,

Defense,

5-yard penalty, 

Repeat first down.

Don't!

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Holding, 

No. 56,

Offense,

10-yard penalty,

Repeat second down.

Come on!

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Unsportsmanlike conduct,

Taunting,

No. 56 failing to reduce speed to avoid an accident,

15-yard penalty.

First down!

Yo!  Cut it out!  That's what happens if you look bad!  Play with
determination, with graciousness, and with sportsmanlike conduct.  In the
game of life, don't be caught offsides!  Be loving and caring.  And, try to
be good to each other!

Eric from Los Angeles