[Nfbc-info] thoughts

[Rob Kaiser]

Here are some interesting thoughts. 

 

Rob Kaiser

Hm# (442)242-7044

Email;

rcubfank at sbcglobal.net

   thoughts,       

 

  Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
            A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under'.

            Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
            A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear .

            Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES ORIGINALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
            A: Because when they come, they're wet and wild, and when they
go,
                they take your house and car with them.

            Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
            A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

            BONUS QUESTION
            Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
            A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.