[Nfbf-l] ignorance is bliss

[Sherri]

I like this one Peter. Thanks.

Sherri
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Subject: [Nfbf-l] ignorance is bliss


>
>
> This from a publication in Madison, WI
>
> Blind Spoof
>
> Blind People Are Faking It!
>
> Citizens, hear us well. Our great nation is being undermined by asecret
> society of individuals who carry deadly white truncheons and lead vicious
> attack animals in public on a daily basis. These mysterious folk also have
> a secret means of communication, while shocking new evidence seems to
> indicate that they may even possess senses superior to those of other
> humans. We're speaking, of course, of the legions of the so-called blind.
>
> Let's assume for a minute that we swallow this"blindness" hoax in the
> first place. If these people are somehow bereft of the gift of sight, how
> does that explain the works of Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles and Ronnie
> Milsap? How could such men possibly play music if they were blind? What do
> they take us for, ignorant saps?
>
> The first issue I must point out is their very public display ofarmed
> might. Every individual laying claim to sightlessness carries a cudgel on
> their person at all times. These "canes," as they call them, aresupposed
> to help them feel their way along. They are painted white, almost as if 
> the
> bearer wished to remind passers-by of its presence, and the weapon's tip 
> is
> painted a chillingly suggestive red. Those who have studied the mysterious
> fighting arts of the Orient know that such sticks may be wielded with
> deadly force by those with skill. In a surprise attack, strategically
> placed squads of the "blind" could quickly overwhelm our policeforces.
>
> Their fearsome nature encompasses more than just personalweaponry. Many of
> the alleged blind also own large, vicious attack dogs for the supposed
> purpose of guidance along city streets.
>
> With one word from their scheming masters, these slavering"guide" dogs
> could become guided missiles!
>
>
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